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Old 10-17-2011, 07:58 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is my latest poem! I wrote it for our dear Gondorgirl, who has a habit of eating everything in sight. It references some real donations from the thread, as well as some things I just made up.

Enjoy!

Gobbling GG

GG ate Miss Freckles’ diary,
And thought that it was good,
So she started eating random things,
Everything she could

MF donated a table and chairs,
New donations followed
GG devoured Shrek and Twilight,
Gagging as she swallowed

The nasty flavors of the gross things
That unfeeling people offered
Were not enough to keep GG from
Accepting what was proffered

People also gave her nice things,
That were tasty to consume
Yet tasty foods and pleasant things
Could not fill the empty room

Hungry as ever, she devoured
Things hated or loved alike,
She rid the world of miseries,
Yet she also ate dear Mike

Along with countless other Duffers,
He descended to her tummy,
She went on to eat some other ones,
Thinking it was funny

She ate the universe several times,
Thinking it would fill her up,
But once she gulped it down,
She drank the ocean in a cup

The black hole in her stomach
Engulfed all the things she ate,
No matter how much she consumed,
She still had to fill her plate.

If she won an award for eating lots,
She’d celebrate with jelly
And all the world would cheer
From the depths inside her belly

If she didn’t eat the trophy first,
She might set it on a shelf,
But only if she didn't first
Decide to eat herself!
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