Olórin the Wise
New member
Derny is just a non-conformist. The rest of the universe likes their lawns to be green, so she likes hers grayish-white.
---, A Brief Geography of deNile: On Why Lady Dernhelm is Queen of Duffers; Why The Beard is Pink; and Why Maid Lossëndil Is No Tree.
Rable-Lloonie Publisher Inc., A.C.W., Death in Dufferland - Its Causes and Notable Impermanenc.
Banana, The Lonely
Separated from his bunch at a young age, the Lonely Banana presumably suffers from post-traumatic stress syndrome and severe depression. When seen in Dufferland he is usually weeping, and his tears have been known to cause universal floods. Despite these severe internal struggles, he has begun campaigning worldwide for the rights of bananas (insensitive people suggest that he is attempting involvement as a cure for his depression, at Lucy Van Pelt's advice).
Those who see the Lonely Banana are advised to treat him with kindness and concern. He is, after all, very lonely, and rudeness to him can initiate storms of tears, potentially leading to another worldwide flood.
Wait... Lucy Van Pelt? The PEANUTS character?
Am I a Duffer or Not? - MissReepicheep
Another member who wondering if she was a duffer (she went on to be a wonderful one). A handful of personal experiences of duffers in the first two pages.
When I think of HB, two words come to mind: "insane" and "disturbed." And no matter what happends, HB, you will ALWAYS be those to things. Sometimes you are even funny. But the word "crazy"... I do not believe that it discribes you very well. "Random" helps, but not "crazy." Insane, disturbed, and random. That's what you are, HB.
"IDAR," it's the disease that HB has contracted. Hopefully, it doesn't spread much.
~DR