DLF, The.
An abbreviation for "Dear Little Friend," "Dangerous Little Fiend," "Dreadful Little Fiend," and/or "Dashingly_Linguistic_Fellow." His origins are shrouded in the mists of antiquity, but it is generally believed that he was originally a mod named Morgothluver who had a
life-changing encounter with a sheep. This encounter drove him to philology, which drove him to repeatedly change his username, which irritated the other mods. They wreaked havoc upon his psyche, as mods are wont to do, and stuffed him behind the fridge in the mod lounge to hide their work. Since then, the DLF has brought terror and destruction (along with an enormous appetite) to Dufferland.
you mean the dlf could get into the forum???
what if he is here now, editing our posts, banning mods, striking terror in the hearts of innocent members... i think i have to sit down. if i wasn't doing that already.
The DLF held me prisoner for many months before I finally escaped today. So much dust and debris...he doesn't exactly have a spacious cave behind that fridge...
He ate HB's sock...never been the same since. That is one scary creature behind the fridge.
He did [eat the dried mango]. Dipped them in chocolate first though. They were good until he caught me eating them....my hand grew back eventually.
The DLF, however, has his uses.
For entertainment....
We're talking about what the forum moderators do if and when they get bored. For instance, if I think things are getting too bored, I go to the Mod Lounge, pull the fridge away from the wall a bit more than usual, and leave the kitchen door ajar. Then the DLF slips out, and things cease begin boring.
As an instrument of comparison...
I think they keep him because they can't get rid of him. Also, they like to compare him to TG before he's had his coffee.
As a way to confuse Miss Freckles...
okay, it's time to reveal that i have a crush on somebody on this forum... but even though he is so close, he is so far away................... right behind the mod fridge *sighs*
DLF i LOVE YOU!
so. now it's out. *sniff*
As a garbage disposal...
Dangerous Little Fiend. A mysterious beast that lives behind the fridge in the mod lounge and is fed leftovers that are judged to be too old for human consumption.
And as a punishment for Dernhelm.
Why not set the DLF on her if she doesn't clean up?
It has been theorized that the DLF and GG are one and the same. The main piece of evidence for this view seems to be that the DLF, like GG, has an enormous appetite. Additionally, GG is now a mod, so she would only need to change her username to Morgothluver, be psychologically damaged by the other mods, and travel back in time to complete the transition. Some have suggested, unkindly, that GG's appetite is responsible.
Oh, my Can! GG is working with the DLR! It's exactly as I predicted. Now that she has swallowed the Faction Paradox, she will travel back in time and sign up for TDL as MorgothLuver. From there, her rapacious hunger will evolve into a horrific thing. She will slowly lose the ability to speak and take up residence behind the refrigerator, thus becoming the DLF. QED.
Obviously, GG should be more careful what she puts into her stomach (or Derny's Black Hole, if they are indeed synonymous). But, sadly, what's done is done. The DLF is the DLF, and shall presumably stay that way, unless he turns into something even more frightening. (Personally, I still think the primary culprit is the sheep.)
In sum: Mods are bad. Mods who turn bad are worse.