The Duffer Encyclopedia, 2nd Edition

So wait, what happens if I eat it?
Valid question...but...I think it is an honest draw. Possibly the universe implodes? But seeing as you've already ingested Dern's black hole...maybe...who knows?


On a totally unrelated note, I came to a profound revelation recently. How have we never noticed that CW has an extraordinary twin in WC, the great Whipped Cream, which comes in a similar can, and is similarly important to the eco-system of glorious (junk) food?! :eek:

Perhaps they are actually at war, and the inter-can espionage and intelligence has hidden this fact from us to date. I can't quite figure whether they are allies or friends.

Then again, that may be the point.

At any rate, I will gladly claim them both. :D
 
Ack!

Are there any entries about how to get out after GG eats you? *looks around* Wow, there's lots of stuff in here! Whole planets and star systems.
 
Um...um...COACKROACH EXPERIMENTS?!?

:eek:

On SO many levels :eek:.

Allow me to elaborate:

Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
And on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

NB: On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...oh yes, I had a point...and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...is much harder to type than for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever... Much less ergonomic...and urgonomic...and irgonomic...and eargonomic...and worgonomic... Try it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and you HAVE to type it out, of course. Copy and paste is such cheating. And always will be for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever ha made you read it all and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and always and forever and always and forever and always and forever and derny is a duffer forever and always and ever and always olorin is a puffin for ever and ever and everlastingly into infinity and always and forever and on and on and on and on and on and on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again I say to you again and again and again the real levels are first that you kill cockroaches (!) again and again and again and again and again which duly horrifies me for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and second that you do experiments with them always and for ever and always and for ever and always and forever which is disgusting and gross and horrifying and awful and nasty and icky and foul and revolting for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and also mean and cruel and harsh and inhumane and murderous and cannibalistic and why would you do such a thing? again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again is in the middle between and on and on and on and for ever and ever and ever and ever in terms of ergonomic...ness...bet you haven't wasted so much time in quite a while or in for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

fair Lady,
perusing your post hath brought to mind my college days when a friend of mine designed a psych experiment, namely, "Can Cockroaches Sense Impending Doom?" No kidding, for I contributed a jar of subjects for his study from my garage apartment situated unfortunately near an alley. Alas results were inconclusive, since so many variables were uncontrolled, including the subjects themselves.

P.S. to Lil -- Look on the bright side; if you stay put you will want for no good thing, in view of the variety and breadth of stuff Gg has ingested. It bespeaks of another image at the end of the Last Battle: Worlds within Worlds farther down and farther in...
 
Mewsie, he's still new.

GG, those are some very wise words... I was at first overawed by the duffers and was too afraid to get involved, but then I learned that it was all completely random anyway, and that if I pretended to know what was going on, things would progress just fine. xD
 
Mewsie, he's still new.

GG, those are some very wise words... I was at first overawed by the duffers and was too afraid to get involved, but then I learned that it was all completely random anyway, and that if I pretended to know what was going on, things would progress just fine. xD

Dude, I started doing that six years ago and I'm still doing it. XD
 
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