Corrupt a Poem

Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
To die is to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
To die is to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
To die is meeting a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
To die is meeting a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
To die is meeting a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
Let's slide on pickles, they test sporange--
To die is meeting a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles
of lego or acid sneer;
Let's slide on pickles that test sporange --
To die is meeting
a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles-braised
lego or acid sneer;
Let's slide on pickles that test sporange --
To die is meeting
a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles-braised lego
or acid sneer;
Let's slide on pickles that test sporange --
To die is meeting Jason Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles-braised lego battles acid sneer
;
Let's slide on pickles that test sporange --
To die is meeting Jason Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill, not thyme
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks of wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid fear! Life's ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially with reindeer,
Missiles-braised lego battles acid sneer;
Let's slide over pickles that test sporange --
To die is meeting Jason Terry's orange.


Does this mean it's my turn to pick a poem? OK, I'm going with "On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness" by Arthur Guiterman.

The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!



The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is now a rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is now a rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is now the rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric Oxide, known as beard.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is now the rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric Oxide, known as beard.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
The tusks which clashed in mighty gales
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, known as beard.

The grizzly bear, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself!
 
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