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How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Sopespian said:

1. He used Elizabethan English
2. His stories end with everybody dying.
3. He writes so little in prose.
4. His dialogue isn't realistic.
5. I could think up better stories in my sleep.
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My English teacher would kill you if she saw this list.:p Or at least go into a rampage and yell at you, loudly. And his stories do NOT ALL end with everybody dying! That's only in certian ones. In the Comedies he wrote then in the end everybody gets married!:p
And the dialogue was realistic THEN, when he wrote the stuff.


When will my visiting cousins be at my other cousin's house today?
What are you thinking?
 
Sopespian said:

Glozelle doesn't order me to do anything. I'm his equal on the scale of authority. Thus, the rest of your questions are irrelevant.
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What if you ordered yourself to inaugurate Sushi as a highly honored member of the Telmarine government?

What if I found another mad buffalo who loved and adored you, and followed you around everywhere, and could not be killed or tortured or eaten, and slept in your bed, and was named Toodles?
 
HighKingPeterMagnificent said:
Do Telmarines like Disney movies?
Which ones?
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A few.
The first two Narnia ones.

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
When will my visiting cousins be at my other cousin's house today?
What are you thinking?
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At midnight.
A big ice cream sundae.

Glenburne said:
What if you ordered yourself to inaugurate Sushi as a highly honored member of the Telmarine government?

What if I found another mad buffalo who loved and adored you, and followed you around everywhere, and could not be killed or tortured or eaten, and slept in your bed, and was named Toodles?
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I would check my mental health.
I would kill you, thus breaking the buffalo's heart. Besides, moot point. No mad buffalo would love me. Only a sane one.

Zella said:
What is your favorite color?

Are Telmarines morning people or night owls?
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Red.
Night owls.
 
Sopespian said:
I would kill you, thus breaking the buffalo's heart. Besides, moot point. No mad buffalo would love me. Only a sane one.
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Sorry, Mike, Toodles loves you, not me, so killing me actually doesn't bother him that much, except that it offends his moral sensibilities. Toodles is a very conscientious mad buffalo; and, due to his extreme love for you, has volunteered to serve as your conscience. Although he is not as intelligent as Sushi (or he wouldn't like you), he is a recognized expert on ethics and is determined to guide you along the straight and narrow path.
 
Glenburne said:
Sorry, Mike, Toodles loves you, not me, so killing me actually doesn't bother him that much, except that it offends his moral sensibilities. Toodles is a very conscientious mad buffalo; and, due to his extreme love for you, has volunteered to serve as your conscience. Although he is not as intelligent as Sushi (or he wouldn't like you), he is a recognized expert on ethics and is determined to guide you along the straight and narrow path.
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:rolleyes:
 
Have you ever petted a sheep?

Why in the world is the plural of sheep not sheeps?

Same question for Goose?

What's the plural of Octopus?
 
Gondorgirl said:
What would you do with a herd of Octopi?

What is the plural of Hippopotamus?

What is the plural of Ginger Colored Hippopotamus?

What is the main use for a Ginger Colored Hippopotamus?
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Get some grease and fry them! :D

Hippos. :D

GCH's. :D

Food for ginger-colored people. :D
 
Toodles wants to sleep in your bed at night; do you mind? Is your bed big enough? Toodles says that your deep sense of charity (in the King James sense of that word) ought to compel you to desire to bond.

Sushi is writing a Greek epic about the first time you met him. Do you want to offer any input?
 
Is Sushi writing in Greek or just making everything seem Greek?

Do you like Greek food?

Do you like funnel cakes?

Are my brownies burning?
 
Why can I hear the fireworks but I can't see them?
Why can't people make fireworks like Gandalf's?
Where did fireworks originate?
Where did I get the really strait scratch on my army that is not a cat scratch?
 
HighKingPeterMagnificent said:
was it hard for you to spell your name when you were in kindergarten?

What are Telmarine school systems like?
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No... :confused:

They're all private or in-home.

Glenburne said:
Toodles wants to sleep in your bed at night; do you mind? Is your bed big enough? Toodles says that your deep sense of charity (in the King James sense of that word) ought to compel you to desire to bond.

Sushi is writing a Greek epic about the first time you met him. Do you want to offer any input?
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Yes! Get out of my bed, you stupid buffalo!
No!
Yes. Epic is an overused word.

Gondorgirl said:
Is Sushi writing in Greek or just making everything seem Greek?

Do you like Greek food?

Do you like funnel cakes?

Are my brownies burning?
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I don't know. It's all Greek to me. :D

Not especially.

Yes.

Yes. So is your house.

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Why can I hear the fireworks but I can't see them?
Why can't people make fireworks like Gandalf's?
Where did fireworks originate?
Where did I get the really straight scratch on my army that is not a cat scratch?
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'Cause they're more audible than they are visible.
I don't know. Who's Gandalf, anyway?
In China.
From a firecracker.
 
If you were one of the three little pigs which one would you be?

Should I be the big bad wolf? I do have a tendency to eat things...

Would you believe me if I told you I was a picky eater?
 
Well, picky Eater is not the first descriptor when I think of your forum persona, G G...

Okay Mr. Telmarine, I have a question for you. When your people conquered Narnia how was it you missed the Gold chesspiece at Cair Paravel and left it lying on the ground where it miraculously stayed on the surface of the ground after hundred of years without getting buried? And how was it that the Telmarines did not ransack the treasure chamber when you first conquered Cair Paravel?
 
Gondorgirl said:
If you were one of the three little pigs which one would you be?

Should I be the big bad wolf? I do have a tendency to eat things...

Would you believe me if I told you I was a picky eater?
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I didn't know they had names...:confused:

Yes! You don't have a resemblance to him in your looks, however, I imagine.

Yes. I trust you, GG. :D

Benisse said:
Okay, Mr. Telmarine, I have a question for you. When your people conquered Narnia how was it you missed the Gold chesspiece at Cair Paravel and left it lying on the ground where it miraculously stayed on the surface of the ground after hundred of years without getting buried? And how was it that the Telmarines did not ransack the treasure chamber when you first conquered Cair Paravel?
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Well, there was this big Lion who came and scared us away from the treasure chamber. I never saw the chesspiece. It's too bad, 'cause it would have fit in my collection. :(
 
Sopespian said:

Yes! You don't have a resemblance to him in your looks, however, I imagine.

Yes. I trust you, GG. :D
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Actually I posted a picture of myself the other day for practically the first time ever on TDL.

Oh good, because I am. XD

Have you ever watched or read the Neverending Story?

Do you have spectacular plans to celebrate the fourth?

When is the Telmarine Independence day?
 
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