The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%
  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
No, that's actually red-velvet ice-cream. I wonder what it taste like?


It tastes like mild chocolate (I don't think I even knew that till last year....). But I wouldn't eat it if I were you. There's something wiggling in it. Something long and green, with legs.
 
Yes. The Bouk of Anciente Tyme says,

And ye shall know them that trouble thee by portents upon them. A Whyte Witch dresseth in cotton balles and feeleth odd unto thine handes. A Greene Witch hath legs upon her fingers, which are greene, and which she hideth beneathe gloves of greene colour. A Tree that knoweth not its Treeness looketh like unto a student from universitie, which hath been called a Duffer by name. Water the Tree, and thou shalt see it grow, and awake unto its Treeness.... Marke ye the Tree, and forget it not.
 
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My imagination must be remarkable.... And the Bouk also says,

Love the Tree, and she shal love thee, and shal speake unto thee in Mandarin. But fear thou to ask if she truly speaketh, for she loveth Mandarin, and shal sic squirrels upon thee, whereupon thou shalt die, and return unto the earth from whence thou came.
 
It says:

黥鱼 - 扁 - 格岚伊

whale - flatten - Gelani

(which was the closest decent transliteration I could get of your name). (lan means hill, which I thought you might like.)
 
I suppose it doesn't count as a confession, then....
Gelani is great. "Whale-flatten" is not. I'll have to see what "whale-splat" is in Latin....
 
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