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Dolores or Gilderoy.

How could The Cursed Child have been written if ultimate justice exists?
 
Elation is aligned with joy, which is of God, who created the world in 7 days, which squared is 49, minus 7 due to the number of letters in elation, which is 42, which is Death. And Carthage must be destroyed!

Why do humans eat raw toast ?
 
It's a symbol of our essence as uncooked beings.

Why isn't chain mail diagonal?
Some of it actually is, but the reason why it's less commonly known is due to most popular examples of chain mail being European in origin... And as Europeans are primarily painfully square...

Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon?
 
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You actually should have asked about the trifold meaning of cheese: although cheese itself has no inherent meaning, when it appears in threes, it becomes profound.

Why are cheese cans perpendicular?
 
You actually should have asked about the trifold meaning of cheese: although cheese itself has no inherent meaning, when it appears in threes, it becomes profound.

Why are cheese cans perpendicular?
Because the cheese-in-a-can design marketed by Nabisco utilizes a piston system to expel the cheese, meaning that the can has to be long, and in order to maintain structural integrity as well as gas efficiency, has to be round or cylindrical in shape. Meaning, that the can has to be a long cylinder. And if it wasn't perpendicular, it would consistently roll away or towards users, instead of remaining still and upright.

What is the advantage [and disadvantage] of the hand-guisarme?
 
Advantage: Stabs people
Disadvantage: Stabs people

Which magazines are most commonly read by appendectomies?
 
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What was the secondary reason for the downfall of the Chaldaean Empire?
 
Because they break the tin commandments.

Why isn't Tom Thumb's age an imaginary number?
 
That's actually reliant on the consistency of the spinster... it is, in fact, possible for it to be ovular. It's just not desired, due to it behaving oddly when crocheted or knitted.

What gives turnips meaning?
 
Only turnips have the power to determine their own meaning: this is the burden of their freedom.

Should we build a memorial to all the people in the history of mankind who died helping us determine which plants were safe to eat?
 
Actually, most of those people discovered that by watching animals die. So technically it would be a monument primarily to animals, which would honestly be more aesthetically pleasing anyway than a bunch of dead people lying next to 'shrooms.

Why aren't tin hinges authorized in Poland?
 
Because Poland has severe metaphysical and epistemological objections to tin.

Why can't horses come in a greater variety of colors?
 
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