Granted. But in order to grant this request, I have to find a way to turn a cat's just termination into "murder." This proves very difficult. I have to travel to remote locations and question ancient wise men who do not bathe very often. I become grumpy. When I bring you instructions on how to murder a cat, I murder you also. The cat lives on.
I wish everyone who committed a crime would get caught and punished.
I wish everyone who committed a crime would get caught and punished.