Soda Machine II

The machine rattles, and then out comes a whole new bottle of soda, except the cap won't come off of it. And you can't open it 'cause it's made of some weird indestructable kind of glass.

Puts in a cat that just walks by the soda machine *not a black cat*
 
You get 100 bucks back... but it disappears into my gory remains... and you get a deadly virus searching through them and trying to find your money.

*puts in deadly virus*
 
And the soda machine can't take that. It's got to get something. So in revenge, it starts rattling and shaking and throwing out all the cans of soda at you, until you get buried alive.

*puts in a stolen copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows*
 
Gets even more bees.

Put in mouse.

Edit: On second thought, you don't get extra bees. You get a can of honey. You open it and I cyber-push you, so that you spill it all over your favorite shirt.
 
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Gets a piece of paper that says "We do not accept stupid pennies, however, we do accept normal pennies."

Puts in a piece of gum found on the bottom of shoe.
 
*coffe table gets angry and bats it way out of the soda machine to tear you to pieces*

Not too nice, is it?

*puts in the poisoned apple of Snow White*
 
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