1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

920. you get aggressive when a little green window shows and shout "i don't have 30 seconds!!! we only have time til prince caspian!!!" until you notice that it only says that the server is too busy...

919. you are convinced that may 16th is the day of fate.
 
:D That's really sad, Lava. (Me too!)

918. You spend hours reading old threads.

917. You email members that haven't been on in an age.

916. You have NF withdrawal when you go on vacation... :p

Edit: 915. You go back and edit posts to get the count right.
 
912. you figure out that out of all your other obsessions, this one is by far the worst...or best...depends on your feeling on the matter

911. you read magazines and always seem to notice something that is related to narnia, or reminds you of narnia

910. you are so glad there is TDL because it makes your obsession feel normal, when it really isn't. :p
 
909. You mess up the count on purpose. – did you look? *grin*

908. You have more friends on NF than in 'real' life.
 
907. you have serious problems explaining your relation to tdl'ers to those boring normal people out there... ("you know, somebody told me last week, this guy i know, well, not really... but..."

906. you are convinced that moderation actually means "wicked, manipulative beings who edit other people's posts*

905. you are constantly afraid that someone might have posted while you were writing your post
 
904. You never thought of editing a post in your life! *innocent expression*
 
902. You post addictions desperately so as to have the minor honor of posting addiction #900 .

901. You sit at the computer and refresh pages on NF, waiting for somebody to post.

900. You know the origin of Ben the Egg.
 
895. You can recite the names of all the mods. Even the ones that don't come on anymore.

(Wait! Is it something you do on a Windows computer? Because if it's a keyboard shortcut, the Mac has different ones. *hopes that's it*)
 
892. you can post "NF" and "TDL" in the same sentence and all your friends know what you mean.

891. Your parents put time limits on your forum time

890. You ignore said time limits.
 
(999) 889. You send birthday cards to your NarniaFans Friends.

(999) 888. You KNOW your NarniaFans friend's birthdays, but you can't remember your little sister's.

So I copied Isipher's addictions. Doesn't that count as an addiction too?

(999) 887. You copy addictions from the first 1000 signs your addicted to NF thread! :D
 
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(999) 886. You know who started this (999), and what it means...

(999) 885. You know about the old plans to blow up the locked debate threads. :D
 
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884. You can't believe people aren't posting on both addiction threads.

883. You noticed that HB misspelled 'your' in the title of all the addiction threads.
 
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