Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


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Should I go write my story so my fellow authors won't mob me?

Should I draw instead?

What is your favorite thing to draw?
 
Did you steal my writing inspiration? It seems to have vanished.

Should I eat more cookies? If I don't, they'll be stale by the time I get back, but I've already had three. Plus one before lunch.
 
Should I go write my story so my fellow authors won't mob me?

Should I draw instead?

What is your favorite thing to draw?

Yup.

Naw.

Well, I like to draw defenses in by using play-action so that my receivers have more time to get open...:D

Did you steal my writing inspiration? It seems to have vanished.

Should I eat more cookies? If I don't, they'll be stale by the time I get back, but I've already had three. Plus one before lunch.

No. I don't have any ;)write;) now. :D

By all means. But save me two.
 
Should I eat the whole box of Junior Mints I bought to reward myself?

Is that a misuse of my sister's money?

What's your opinion of Owl City?
 
What should I do in these last few days before I start working at stinkin' Wendys?

Should I maybe not say things like that about my employer?

What is our Amy Pond toy doing hugging our O'Brien (from Star Trek) toy?
 
What should I do in these last few days before I start working at stinkin' Wendys?

Should I maybe not say things like that about my employer?

What is our Amy Pond toy doing hugging our O'Brien (from Star Trek) toy?

Go skydiving. :D

Er... maybe not. :D

Uh... that's probably the work of a little sibling. :D

And get me a Mr. Pibb float while you're at it... and a Frosty... and a Baconator... and some fries...:D
 
Why do Telmarines drink Mr. Pibb floats?

Who was Mr. Pibb, anyway?

Because they taste good! ;)

He was a Telmarine whose full name was Ranslepibb, but everyone called him "Mr. Pibb" for short. It's a little-known fact that the original recipe for Mr. Pibb's beverage contained Telmarberry juice. :D
 
Toodles and Sushi disagree over whether beauty is objective; Toodles says absolutely yes, Sushi is moderating his yes. They're getting loud: can you help?
 
Have you had the triple baconator?

Did you know that you're not a man unless you've had the triple baconator?
 
Have you had the triple baconator?

Did you know that you're not a man unless you've had the triple baconator?

No...

What? Certainly you're kidding. Has Garth had it?

Do Telmarines party line a lot?


do they have a plasma screen TV?


do they like JELLO?

No.

Naw, we stick with cheap TV's.

Yes!

Do telmarines like Jell-O

do they live in log houses or castles?

do they like sweet potatoe fries or regular fries?

Yes!

Castles!

Regular fries!

How do you feel about this video? :D

A Plymouth Voyager? Yeah, realllllllllll manly... :rolleyes:. NOT.

Toodles and Sushi disagree over whether beauty is objective; Toodles says absolutely yes, Sushi is moderating his yes. They're getting loud: can you help?

Yes! Beauty is objective; but attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.
 


What? Certainly you're kidding. Has Garth had it?

No, but as always he's the exception that proves every rule.

If you could have a superpower what would it be?

If you could have any one food right now what would it be?

Why is it so hot outside?
 
Should I take a nap?

Will I be able to finish this book before Monday evening?

Do Telmarines like Celtic music?
 
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