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How wonderful are Telmarines?

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I know this question is for Sopespian, but I'll chime in. ;) Of course she is! If nothing else, she is at least guilty by association. :p

What is a Telmarine's favorite food to eat?
 
Are you glad (honestly) that I made it back from Honduras safely?
Did you miss my cats?
Are you jealous of my Awsomeatic horn?
What is my Horn made from?
Do you like Toothless?
How old to Telmarines have to be to drive?
What would happen if I jumped out of our two-story window?
Is my phone dead?
Can I spam your thread?
How are my 2nd cousin's parents related to me?
Why do Telmarines speak English?
How old are you?
Why are paperclips magnetic if they're paper?
 
Liz said:
What pathetically bad reasons for disliking Duffers!

Eustace won his school's hygienic award two years running. Are Telmarines even more hygienic than Eustace?
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Hah! Eustace looks like a germ-infested doorknob compared to a Telmarine. :p

Gondorgirl said:
I'll vouch for you that it was extremely disturbing.

Have you ever been wished a happy Father's day?

Are you any good at flying kites?

Have you ever drowned a kite?
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No. (Thankfully)

Kinda.

No... didn't know you could do that! :eek:

Glenburne said:
Sushi wrote me a note in Greek the other day. After I had my lawyer translate it, it read, "This sure feels like war." He is currently composing an opera dramatizing your ill treatment of him. Proceeds from its first performance will go to the Sushi Foundation to protect the mad buffaloes of the future.

Will you go?
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No way! As I say, there's room for all of God's creatures - right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy. :D

Zella said:
Time for that question of all questions: Is Derny a Duffer?
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Ooh... that question! I must say, Derny can be whoever she wants to be. She seems trustworthy to me, and she says she's not, so I assume she is not a Duffer.

MissReepicheep said:
What is a Telmarine's favorite food to eat?
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Shrimp. Seriously. Of course, we don't fish it ourselves; we'd never get close enough to the sea! But our servants do a fine job shrimp-catching.

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Are you glad (honestly) that I made it back from Honduras safely?
Did you miss my cats?
Are you jealous of my Awesomeatic horn?
What is my Horn made from?
Do you like Toothless?
How old to Telmarines have to be to drive?
What would happen if I jumped out of our two-story window?
Is my phone dead?
Can I spam your thread?
How are my 2nd cousin's parents related to me?
Why do Telmarines speak English?
How old are you?
Why are paperclips magnetic if they're paper?
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Yes!
No!
No!
L.A.'s Totally Awesome cleaner!
No!
They don't have cars!
You would die!
No!
No!
They are your cousins!
18!
They're misnomers! They're clips for paper, not clips of paper!
 
Sopespian said:


Whatever you want! Any kind of wacky question or even serious question. But I will not likely answer serious questions in a serious manner. :D
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Ooo! Sounds fun! Like...Telmarine Jeopardy!!! Woot woot!

Okay, Mr. Mike the Telmarine that looks JUST like Sopespian in his pictures that I have seen ;)

Do Telmarines like pizza?
 
Sopespian said:


Whatever you want! Any kind of wacky question or even serious question. But I will not likely answer serious questions in a serious manner. :D
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For a second I thought that said "most likely" and I was shocked. ;)

Do you own a sword?

Do you own multiple swords?

Have you named any of your swords?

Do you often name inanimate objects?
 
Gondorgirl said:
For a second I thought that said "most likely" and I was shocked. ;)

Do you own a sword?

Do you own multiple swords?

Have you named any of your swords?

Do you often name inanimate objects?
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Yes!
Yes!
No!
Uhhh... I don't, but my sister does. Her phones, computer, car, everything of importance. :rolleyes:;)
 
Anna who's wearing a bandanna and would be glad to live in Indiana and wishes she knew how I changed her name Pendleton said:
lol! Okay. ;)

And what is up with the "Anna Banana who's not from Montana but rather Alabama Pendleton" etc? DID YOU DO THAT? Because I didn't! Is someone hacking into my account...or did you do it?
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HeHeHe... don't you wish you knew? Yes, I did do that, there is no hacking involved, and you can do it to me, too if you quote me. You just go to the place in the (QUOTE=Sopespian;5555555) and change my name however you want it. :eek:

If you'll look closely, earlier in the thread, I did it to other people. So don't feel too special. :p
 
Sopespian said:


HeHeHe... don't you wish you knew? Yes, I did do that, there is no hacking involved, and you can do it to me, too if you quote me. You just go to the place in the (QUOTE=Sopespian;5555555) and change my name however you want it. :eek:

If you'll look closely, earlier in the thread, I did it to other people. So don't feel too special. :p
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:( So I am NOT special after all! *Sniff sniff* lol!

Whew! At first I thought someone had hacked my account...I need to go ban you in the "You are banned thread!"
 
Anna Pendleton said:
:( So I am NOT special after all! *Sniff sniff* lol!

Whew! At first I thought someone had hacked my account...I need to go ban you in the "You are banned thread!"
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Feel free, but you didn't ask a question, so maybe I should ban you. :p







Actually, you're not required to ask a question, but that is kinda the point. ;)
 
Anna Pendleton said:
Okay...I'm sorry *gives puppy eyes*

Ummm, here is a question...


Does a Telmarine like to swim? Or all they ALL scared of water?
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Well, technically, we're not afraid of water so much as bodies of water like the sea. So swimming in a backyard pool is enjoyable, but in lake with seaweed (ugh!) and mucky water (eww!) is a different story. :D
 
Why did Telmarines invade Narnia in the first place? :confused:

Are Telmarines afraid of rivers as well as the sea? If you are, how do you then get water for your baths? :D
 
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