Ask a Telmarine!

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why is Tea so amazing?

 

[Sopespian]

What's a Telmarine's favorite pie?

do they like Almond Joys or M&Ms?

is it raining right now in Telmar?

Ooh, tough one... probably Banana Cream.

M&Ms. I don't like coconut.

Nope, it's sunny.

Do you like peanut butter?

Yes.

What's the second best restaurant in the world?

Is there a Telmarine plot to take over all A&W's?

Chick-fil-a.

Not... yet.

Why is Tea so amazing?

I'm very sorry - I can't answer this question right now. I have to go to work in an hour. Ask me again when I have a few days to spare.

 

[Zella]

Why are damsels in distress like butter?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Iced tea or hot tea?

 

[Sopespian]

Why are damsels in distress like butter?

Uhhhhh... Ummmm... Huh?

Iced tea or hot tea?

Either one.

 

[Zella]

Uhhhhh... Ummmm... Huh?

Because when the knight rescues her, it's always summer, and she melts in his arms.

Have you seen Courageous? Is it good?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why am I bad at math?


Why am I bad at driving?


What AM I good at?


Gummi bears?

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

I've heard that Rob Bell received his theological training in Telmar (which explains a bit.) Where did he attend?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Want to come over for dinner?

 

[Sopespian]

Because when the knight rescues her, it's always summer, and she melts in his arms.

Have you seen Courageous? Is it good?

Oh. Okay...

No. I wouldn't know.

Why am I bad at math?

Why am I bad at driving?

What AM I good at?

Gummi bears?

Because only eggheads are good at it.

Uh, because you live in Massachusetts.

Gummi bears.

How did you know?

I've heard that Rob Bell received his theological training in Telmar (which explains a bit.) Where did he attend?

Actually, that explains a lot. He attended the Caspian VI School of Non-Traditional Theology. Caspian VI was a bit of a, uh, free-thinker.

Want to come over for dinner?

What are you having?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Beef stew. Want some?

 

[Sopespian]

Beef stew. Want some?

Mmm... I love beef stew, but unfortunately, I'm not hungry. Sorry.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

By the time it gets to your place, you'll be hungry. You'll have to heat it up, though.


Why is Statistics such a useless class?

 

[GondorGirl]

Did you know that I've never been to an A&W?

Should I go get a sweatshirt so I don't freeze to death?

 

[Zella]

Have you ever listened to the sounds of the stars and planets?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why don't I have red hair?

 

[Sopespian]

By the time it gets to your place, you'll be hungry. You'll have to heat it up, though.

Why is Statistics such a useless class?

Because it's Math.

Did you know that I've never been to an A&W?

Should I go get a sweatshirt so I don't freeze to death?

*faints*

Yes, please. Isn't Wisconsin cold? Brrr... *shivers*

Have you ever listened to the sounds of the stars and planets?

You mean the "music of the spheres"? Of course.

Why don't I have red hair?

Because then you'd want a blue nose to go along with it.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Why won't I get un-sick?

 

[Zella]

What will the cafeteria have for dinner tonight?

 

[Sopespian]

Why won't I get un-sick?

Um... because I'm not a doctor.

What will the cafeteria have for dinner tonight?

Hopefully shrimp.