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Do you have a college and a job for me in Indianapolis?

Do I have a college and a job for me here?

When will dinner be ready? It smells really good
 
So you not feeding me adds on to the lists of why I should not go to Indianapolis. :p

How can I get my friends from Kansas and Missouri up here to visit me?

Should I take my shoes off or leave them on the couch?
 
So you not feeding me adds on to the lists of why I should not go to Indianapolis. :p

How can I get my friends from Kansas and Missouri up here to visit me?

Should I take my shoes off or leave them on the couch?

Woo them in with your deceitful Mafia powers. :D

Take 'em off. Would you want shoes on you if you were a couch?
 
This couch has had worse on it. ;)

Am I allowed to be pessimistic now?

Will my work hopefully stop scheduling me on Tuesdays soon?
 
This couch has had worse on it. ;)

Am I allowed to be pessimistic now?

Will my work hopefully stop scheduling me on Tuesdays soon?

Yes.

If you ask 'em. (I gets three days off this week! Plus Thanksgivin'! Gonna see mah bro in da hood! ...Okay, my talking like a gangster is officially disturbing.:D)
 
Oh but I loves doing that. :p In addition to the weird baby talk/internet speak... XD

Do you ever randomly talk in a strange accent?

Can you identify this accent?

What should happen next in my story?
 
Can I still be me even if I eat pizza with cheese?

Do chiropractors ever actually do any good?

Do counselors ever actually do any good?
 
Do you know of any ways to battle procrastination? :p Which now that I think about it, me asking this question is probably doing the opposite of what I want, lol.
 
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