Sopespian
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Hey, that was my name...
Apparently she has the flu...
Why?
That's good
Why is my dog so clingy today?
Oh. I had no idea...
'Cause I felt like it.
I know.
Because you're wearing Velcro.
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Oh. I had no idea...
'Cause I felt like it.
I know.
Because you're wearing Velcro.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why is the vending machine at work out of Ginger Ale?
Sopespian
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Yes.
We torture them.
Yes.
Because there's none left.
Sopespian
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It's fit for only people we consider despicable.
Not really.
What flavor is the lollipop?
How deep is the river?
Who lives in lighthouses any more?
How deep is the river?
Who lives in lighthouses any more?
Should I be rejoicing in the fact that I don't have to go to work after all or lamenting the fact that I'm not getting paid?
Am I going to be able to figure out this direct deposit thing by myself?
What in the world is the point of wearing perfume? I played with a bottle of it in the store and the smell has been bothering me ever since...
Am I going to be able to figure out this direct deposit thing by myself?
What in the world is the point of wearing perfume? I played with a bottle of it in the store and the smell has been bothering me ever since...
Sopespian
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Raspberry.
Two fathoms.
Lighthousians.
Rejoice!
Probably. You can be pretty smart sometimes.
I wouldn't know. I doubt that it would help me find a girl.
I guess music with vocals.
I think three. Yes.
What's your opinion of the name Yelizavetushka?
What about Babette?
How does one prevent one's name being distorted?
What about Babette?
How does one prevent one's name being distorted?
Sopespian
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Um... I don't know what it means...
No.
Don't post on this thread!
Um... I don't know what it means...
No.
Don't post on this thread!
It's Elizabeth.
Good.
... That one was incorrect.
There's a dead chicken in my shed, will you remove it for me?
Sopespian
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It's Elizabeth.
Good.
... That one was incorrect.
There's a dead chicken in my shed, will you remove it for me?
Oh, duh.
Thank you.
I know...
Only if I get to fry it and eat it!
But that's my pet!Why in the world did I watch that adorable Taylor Swift video?
Why in the world couldn't she have ended it a different way?
Any suggestions for what I could watch instead?
Sopespian
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Why in the world did I watch that adorable Taylor Swift video?
Why in the world couldn't she have ended it a different way?
Any suggestions for what I could watch instead?
You have a dead pet?
Because T-Swift used to be irresistible.
I don't know. I haven't even bothered to watch it yet. I don't care for Taylor as much as I used to.
In the Heat of the Night.
You have a dead pet?
Yes, as of this morning.
Pestering or non-pestering?
Blunt or tactful?
Sopespian
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Yes, as of this morning.
Pestering or non-pestering?
Blunt or tactful?
Sad.
Non.
Well, I should be more tactful, but I usually end up being blunt.
Should I stop being hopelessly pathetic and go clean the house?
Is there a tactful way to bug five different people who have a tendency to not respond when I contact them?
Is there a tactful way to bug five different people who have a tendency to not respond when I contact them?
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why do people write stories without researching the historical background of the time period?