Duffer Boot Camp!

[Olórin the Wise]

Diad = Derny Is A Duffer.

 

[Dernhelm]

Diad = Derny isn't a Duffer

And don't think I'll forget it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Diad = Derny is a Duffer

And don't think I'll forget it.

 

[Dernhelm]

^ Copycat ^

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You noticed.

 

[Dernhelm]

Yup.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And I thought I was being so subtle...

 

[Dernhelm]

Right. Sure.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Do you disbelieve me? Hey Derny, are you still using a different skin?

 

[Dernhelm]

Yup and yup!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But why? That goes for both questions.

 

[Dernhelm]

Partly because I could see the sarcasm, and partly because I am suspicious.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sigh* You must have sharp eyes. Piercing blue ones, in fact.

 

[waterhogboy]

I may be being cheeky, but I need to ask Olorin. Do you use Pantene conditioner. Your glossy white hair is VERY straight, sleek and shiny.

 

[Dernhelm]

Oh, is that what wizards use?

(So you read it? Makes a point, doesn't it! But I have mostly green-with-some-brown eyes, so that won't work for me.)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

WHB, I use MANtene conditioner, which is a more masculine alternative to that girly Pantene stuff.

(Yeah... although I didn't get the reference. Quite possibly I've never read the original.)

 

[Dernhelm]

I don't think there is an original; it's just making fun of silly expressions like 'flashing eyes', etc., by making them literal.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

mantene? ok whatever

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

mantene? ok whatever

Yes, all the Wizards are using it. Keep up with the times, Ferny!

 

[Miss Freckles]

hmmmm that makes me want to try something...

pantene

to

mantene

to

maintain

back to

paintain

and lo! i have created a new word that i will use to scare my enemies away.

oh yes, and i paintain that derny is and will always be a duffer, pay phe peny pit por pot!