Guess who i met today...

but then she made a rather rude comment about your smell and you were so embarrasses you ran off...

today i went with Eoin Colfer(author to the Artimis Fowl series) and he asked me if he could use some of my photography for a book cover...
 
And you started twirling around with her hat on your head; it was raining and you were looking up at the sky, getting all wet, but just then you woke up and realized it was your dog Fifi that was slobbering all over you.

Today I met Margaret Thatcher, and she invited me to sit in on the Queen's Speech in the House of Lords...
 
but when you were about to enter, she saw orlando bloom and she left you, you insisted to come inside, but the guards wont let you come in, soon, you were thrwon away in the lake, hehehehe:D

i met, peter pan! :D and we flew up in the sky :D
 
but when you got to the sencond star to the left and straight on till morning, you couldn't get in and you fell (on a soft thing) and never got to Never Land


I met Caspian today! we went on the Dawn Treader and sailed away...
 
But then a big storm came up and blew us to an unknown island where there were dragons, big hairy firebreathing ones...and they came and burnt you up in the ship.


Today I met Megan Follows who was out for a walk in the park with her dog...as kindred spirits always do, we hit if off and talked for hours not noticing that...
 
a bike was about the run through a lake which ya'll (i'm southern) we're standing right next to, and both of you got covered with mud! hehehe

I met Orlando Bloom today and he told me I was cute! hehehe
 
Then u realised he was talking to ur dog...

Today i met KIng Peter, he showed me his sword, and told me his story about how he defeated the ice queens wolf.
 
But suddenly a page comes running in and tells the High King that the White Stag has been spotted, and he leaves you sitting by yourself without even excusing himself, leaving you to feel unimportant and unloved.

Today I met Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit from the Shire. We sat and drank tea and ate seed cakes, and enjoyed the rain outside from inside his home, sitting by his fireplace...
 
But before you could say anything more, THWACK! An arrow hits him, because you are on the set of the movie. And you fend off the Uruk Hai guy with only a tree branch, the whole time Peter Jackson is waving his arms and shouting, "Cut! Cut! This wasn't supposed to happen!"

Today I met the Queen of England, who invited me to play croquet at her castle...
 
...but before you know it, the new Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker-Bowles, arrives and immediately demands that she be part of the game, and complains that you don't play fairly at all. So she orders a few guards to come and escort you off Sandringham premises...

Today I met Gríma, son of Gálmód, called the "Wormtongue," and he was sharing with me how he insisted on acting as steward in place of King Théoden while the king was away at Helm's Deep...
 
but the REAL saruman showed up and tried to speak softly and control your mind!but you refused and a valiant fight ensued!saruman wound up smacking you in the head w/ his staff and grima tied you up in a broom closet...till the ents rescued you....



i met the bulgy bears today....
 
but she was busy so her security goons chased you round her studio....and you ran into the bulgy bears who demanded to know why you had them eat me!it ended in you and the bears being thrown out of avril's studio..... :D





I met a dwarf today...
 
gadzooks!cannible dwarf!anywho,you two got chased by a mob of fans and had to hide out at a lake for several weeks....WITH THE BUGLY BEARS AND THE DWARF!and me...


i met the yellow m & m today....and didn't get eaten...i almost ate him :D
 
Or so you thought you did, until the green M&M unzipped and there appeared the panicky orange M&M, who was so wiry and paranoid that he ended up chasing you around Lavine's studio with a knife and fork in his two gloved hands.

Today I met Gandalf the White, and he shared wonderful stories with me about his travels since his arrival to Middle-earth, and his love for the hobbits...
 
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