How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[~Lava~]

195: Tell HB that Fred stole the CW and gave it to the non-mads.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

196. Tell HB that he's dating HB's sister.

 

[~Lava~]

197: Tell him that he (Fred) is going out with his (Fred's) Sister.

He will die of embarrassment

 

[tottyfruitty]

198: Blow him up like a balloon until he goes POP.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

199. Play peek-a-boo with a baby inside him and scare the baby so it won't shut up.

200. (MUAHAHA!) Just leave him to rot in a dumpster

 

[Olórin the Wise]

201. Shoot him into the sun. (what was with that 1000, Slippers? )

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

201. Shoot him into the sun. (what was with that 1000, Slippers? )

What are you talking about? I haven't had coffee this monring!

202. Give him Lauren as a present.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

203. Send him to Little Jimmy's house.

 

[loverble]

204. Force him to eat his greens....

 

[~Lava~]

205. Give him to Hammy so that he can store his nuts in him.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

206. Have him try and help Hammy find his nuts... he'll die of exhaustion.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

207. Help Frodo get rid of the ring

 

[fernshirehobbit]

208, entrust frodo to ferny

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

How would that kill Fred?

209. Let him listen to Fergie (that would kill anyone)

 

[fernshirehobbit]

trust me, it would definitly kill fred. *begins picketing for fred the box preservation*

210, feed him icecream. (he is quite allergic)

 

[~Lava~]

211: Douse him with Gasoline and use him as an ash try.

 

[Silvanus]

212. Say that he knows military secrets that I'm lookin' for and hand him over to me. *evil chuckle*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Hey, hey Levi, guess what! I was reading the Bible the other day, and your name is in it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

213. Give him to GG.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

She'd eat him.

214. Make him into a 'will-work-for-food' sign for a homeless guy...