How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[~Lava~]

215. make him the poor box in a South Bronx Chappel.

 

[tottyfruitty]

216: Paint him red and stick him in the bull ring.

 

[~Lava~]

217. Use him as a saddle when riding a bucking bronco.

 

[Silvanus]

Hey, hey Levi, guess what! I was reading the Bible the other day, and your name is in it.

Haha, I know! I bet it jumped out at you. Silvanus is a pretty sweet name.

 

[~Lava~]

218. Hide Boo in him and tell Sully that Randle stashed her there.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

219: Tell Sauron that Fred wants his Ring...

 

[fernshirehobbit]

220-give him a phylosophical (sp) question to answer

 

[Olórin the Wise]

221. Get him with a Box Cutter!!

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

223. Put him in the middle of the dance floor, then some guy might do a head spin on him.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

224. Turn him into the blocking dummy in a football practice.

 

[theorangejello]

216: Paint him red and stick him in the bull ring.

that wouldn't work...
bulls respond to movement not color
you could put a man in the ring and have him stay in one spot, and then have two cowboys.. run around the man (they did that on the show mythbusters) and the bull would chase the two cowboys.
so

better way is

225: Put him on a moving wire line in the center of a bullring with 12 angry bulls

 

[Olórin the Wise]

226. Dress him in a rabbit suit and give him to Elmer Fudd.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

227. Let him get to know some of my friends...Alex would find a way to totally destroy him...

 

[theorangejello]

228. put him in my chemistry teachers classroom, soon or later one of us will blow him up

 

[Olórin the Wise]

229. Feed him to Dernhelm's Black Hole.

 

[Red Roses]

230: Make him visit the Willianites. If they won't kill him, nothing will.

 

[Miss Tumnus]

231: give him to my 3-year-old cousin. She'll rip him into pieces within seconds...

 

[fernshirehobbit]

232, make him watch all of the barbie movies one right after another

 

[christianrocker505]

233. teleport and stick him in front of edmund as he twirls the two swords in PC

 

[SweetWaters]

234. Have my younger sister eat him. (I'm serious... My sister eats paper. She once literally ate half of a letter when she claimed she was so hungry and there wasn't any food around.)