How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times
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christianrocker505
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236.Make him watch March of the penguins for 24 hours straight while playing opera in the background
Miss Freckles
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make him sign a contract that he's gonna be recycled and turned into a dictionary *shudders* what an awful fate
Miss Tumnus
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239: Make him watch hours of documentaries about paper recycling.
Red Roses
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Its not an awful fate! Its an honor!!
Olórin the Wise
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240. Tell my little sisters they have a new play house. 
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let elephants play with him
let elephants play with him
Miss Freckles
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give him the cw and let the duffers know
Miss Freckles
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244 - make it swallow rat poison. *cries*
Olórin the Wise
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245. Give him H2SO4 instead of H2O.
246 - Tie him to a rock at the seashore and let the waves wear him down to sand over thousands of years.
247 - Spray him with layers and layers of hair spray, then set fire to him.
248 - Fill him with ammonium nitrate fertilizer, dribble diesel fuel on it till saturated. Put a very long fuze on it, light it, and RUN RUN RUN
249 - Raise enough money to give Fred the Box a shot at space tourism. First box on the sun.
250 - Go back in time and kill the man that made Fred the Box. This is called the Connor method. Oh, and you need to destroy his advanced microchip design to keep him from ever being built again.
251 - Lock Fred the Box in a dark room. In the light of a single spotlight sit before him swinging a pocket watch. "You are getting crumbly...."
252 - Lock Fred the Box in the new supercollider at the ESA Physics Lab. For one brief moment, he'll know what it felt like to be a box at the moment of the Big Bang. Which, as far as we know, originally occurred without boxes of any kind.
247 - Spray him with layers and layers of hair spray, then set fire to him.
248 - Fill him with ammonium nitrate fertilizer, dribble diesel fuel on it till saturated. Put a very long fuze on it, light it, and RUN RUN RUN
249 - Raise enough money to give Fred the Box a shot at space tourism. First box on the sun.
250 - Go back in time and kill the man that made Fred the Box. This is called the Connor method. Oh, and you need to destroy his advanced microchip design to keep him from ever being built again.
251 - Lock Fred the Box in a dark room. In the light of a single spotlight sit before him swinging a pocket watch. "You are getting crumbly...."
252 - Lock Fred the Box in the new supercollider at the ESA Physics Lab. For one brief moment, he'll know what it felt like to be a box at the moment of the Big Bang. Which, as far as we know, originally occurred without boxes of any kind.
Miss Freckles
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253 - drown him in my hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows
Olórin the Wise
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254. Smother him with powdered sugar.
255 - stick a donation needle into a prominent vein and drain him dry
256 - tie him down over a hill of cellulose-starved termites and let them eat him
256 - tie him down over a hill of cellulose-starved termites and let them eat him
257 - Make him a candidate for President of the United States. If that doesn't kill him, I don't know what will.
258 tell him that the sky is falling
260 tell him that he has to be entertained for an hour by the freckled one