How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[EveningStar]

260 - Inspire him to spam the forum while Da Badger is on watch. Yeah. Yeah....

 

[Nightfire]

I laffed at Ferny's

262: Give him to me *mwahaha*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

261 tell him that he must give his best impersination of the blond badger

 

[Nightfire]

264: Tell him he's going to be forced to read Websters.

 

[Miss Freckles]

265 - take all 4 walls and tell them all different stories of how the other 3 walls plan to kill it, then let lossendil in

 

[Lossëndil]

I don't get it.

266- tell my brother it's a gameboy.

 

[Miss Freckles]

you don't have to...

267 - book a place on the titanic for it

 

[Lossëndil]

268- put it in the same cell as Freckles.

 

[Miss Freckles]

^ that's old

269 - make it eat anything i cook

 

[Celebrion Seregon]

270-make it listen to my brothers cd 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.

It'll kill him, or he'll kill himself...trust me!

 

[Miss Freckles]

271 - offer him the role of voldemort in hp7

 

[Lossëndil]

272- Paint him pink.

 

[Miss Freckles]

273 - tell the mafia boss that fred stole his wrist watch.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

274. Send him out into the woods during deer season... he's brown cardboard, after all.

 

[Miss Freckles]

275 - ask him to lead an expedition of the brownies.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

276, tell him he is going to be used as animal bedding.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

277. Tell him you murdered HB.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

277. Tell him you murdered HB.

lol he prolly wouldnt care!

278- boil him in a sulferic acid and pure hydrogen compound

 

[Olórin the Wise]

279. Put a 50-50 mixture of Oxygen and Hydrogen in him, then throw in a match...

 

[Frodosgurl]

280. Make him spend a year with duffers.