How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Miss Freckles]

324. place him under a bowl of petunias.

 

[lieke]

325. Place him under the whale
326. Let him fly with Sturdinae when he has an ID crisis and forgets he is a bird... (painfull, very painfull)
327. Let him walk into a wall.

 

[Miss Freckles]

328. make him spell "painfull" 328 times over.
329. make him spell "definately" 329 times over.
330. arrange a date with olorin for him
331. throw his phone out of the window of a 100 story building.

 

[Miss Freckles]

332. make him accuse me of double-posting (*growls* this is not double-posting, it's SAViNG valuable threads... and working towards fred's death muwaha)
333. oh what a cool number...

 

[Dernhelm]

It's HB's number cut in half. Hm. Would that kill Fred the Box? Cutting HB in half, that is?

 

[Shadow_Kitty]

334 send him to the insane asylum....... need I say more?

 

[Miss Freckles]

It's HB's number cut in half. Hm. Would that kill Fred the Box? Cutting HB in half, that is?

that is an unusually evil idea, even for a duffer... oh right, it's the duffer queen speaking. never mind then.

334 send him to the insane asylum....... need I say more?

yes! give us details!

335. cut hb in half.
336. clone hb.

 

[Shadow_Kitty]

yes! give us details!

Imposable

337 lock him in a room with Miss Freckles

 

[Miss Freckles]

Imposable

337 lock him in a room with Miss Freckles

i'm flattered.

338. read vogon poetry to him. (not sure if that's not already a point somewhere)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

328. make him spell "painfull" 328 times over.
329. make him spell "definately" 329 times over.
330. arrange a date with olorin for him
331. throw his phone out of the window of a 100 story building.

There's only one L in "painful".

i'm flattered.

338. read vogon poetry to him. (not sure if that's not already a point somewhere)

But Vogon poetry is only the 2nd worst in the universe...

 

[Miss Freckles]

There's only one L in "painful".

that's why it would kill him. you'd be the executioner, by the way.

But Vogon poetry is only the 2nd worst in the universe...

yes, let's not torture poor fred unnecessarily... *shudders*

and now, be helpful for once!

339. put him in a recycling bin.

 

[Shadow_Kitty]

340. Let him read this thread and he'll be so sad that we hate him so much that he'll die of sadness

 

[Viva_La_Vida]

341. Trap him under another box until he dies of hunger, thirst or other such sad things

 

[fernshirehobbit]

342 feed him to lemurs

 

[Viva_La_Vida]

342. Succesfully sell him as firewood

 

[Miss Freckles]

343. make him watch the silence of the lambs a few times

 

[theorangejello]

344 - Make him listen to Hannah Montana
once
he'll die of hearing bad music

*p.s - what has fred done wrong...do die?*

 

[Viva_La_Vida]

345. Give him to a hobo as a chair

 

[theorangejello]

346. First you make him upset by telling him HB hated him as shelter, cause he wasn't much good in snow (hb's from canada) then set him on fire, so he stinks (burned boxes smell horrible) and then have a herd of elephants stand on him for a rogue circus show, after that put him in middle of a stampede so teh gazelles and antelopes crush him.
after that put him into a washing machine so he is soaking wet, promise to dry him, but before that give him to a little kid to play with and make stuff out of, after that. put him a rocket heading for the sun, tell the rocket to drop him into the sun and watch the fun begin.

MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Miss Freckles]

347. make him do my shopping.