How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

155. Tell him that is IS as bad as it seems and they ARE out to get him, so he doesn't have a choice anyway.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

156. Tell him to make sense of the post above me.

 

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

157. Lock him in a room with homicidal boxes.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

158. Just let him live with Eves

 

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

No, he's the one that's suffering here.

159. Throw the leftovers to you guys.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

I know...

We'd eat him if he did that.

160. Let eves smile at him.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

161. Give EDF a box cutter

 

[Lady of Lorien]

162. Put him somewhere near me, right about now...(packing for college, anyone? )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

163. Tell a little kid he's the new boat.

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

164. Tell him "I'm going to tell you something really important..." and stop there

 

[Olórin the Wise]

165. Tell him that the Can is better than him cuz it's rounder & shinier.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

166. Let him spell everything wrong when Lauren's around.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

167. Tell him that puddle over there is really water, not hydrofluoric acid...

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

168. Smother him in citric acid (that stuff is DANGEROUS! my friend burned her hand in it, if you remember the story of How to Kill a Rubber Duck)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I thought that was carbolic acid.

169. Give him as a slave to the Rubber Ducky.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

170. Nothing.

 

[Rhyanidd]

171. Give him to my sister's cat....

172. Tell him to correct Lauren's spelling (which will make Lauren explode, and explode everything around him)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

173. Tell him how to make a star go supernova, but neglect to inform him of how to get away fast enough.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

174. Put him in RF's room...it's a disaster area...

 

[tottyfruitty]

175. Bake him a TNT/dynamite flavoured cookie and give it to him before running a mile or 2.