Here are my favs-
“They come in numbers and weapons far greater than our own”
“Numbers do not win a battle”
“No, but I beat they help”
“He said he knows the faun”
“He’s a beaver he shouldn’t be saying anything!”
“Gas-tro-vas-cular? Come on Peter Gastrovascular?”
“I don’t know, is it Latin?”
“Yes”
“Is it Latin for ‘Worst game ever invented?”
*Susan shuts the dictionary*
“We could play hide-and-seek?”
“but we’re already having so much fun”
*Looks at Susan*
“Come on Peter, please?”
“1……2……3……”
*Edmund groans*
“My name is Tumnus”
“Pleased to meet u Mr. Tumnus, I’m Lucy Pevensie”
*Sticks out hand for Mr Tumnus to shake*
*Mr Tumnus looks at her hand weirdly*
“Oh, you shake it”
“but why?”
“I…I don’t know, people usually shake hands when they meet each other.”
“Well you must be some kind of beardless dwarf?”
“I’m not a dwarf, I’m a girl, and actually I’m the tallest in my class!”
“Are you telling me that you are a Daughter of Eve??”
“Well, my mothers name is Helen……”
“No, but you are in fact human?”
“Well, of course”
“Impossible!”
“Don’t worry, it’s just your imagination”
“I don’t think sorry would quite cover it?”
“No, but this might”
*Throws a snowball at Peter*
*Snowball fight begins*
*Edmund gets hit with a snowball*
“Ow, stop it!”
“You little liar!”
“Well you didn’t believe her either!”
“Say you’re sorry…
Say you’re sorry Ed!”
“Alright, Alright!
Sorry”
“It’s ok, some little kids don’t know when to stop pretending”
*Under his breathe*
“Very funny”
“Well I believe you”
“You do?”
“Yes didn’t I tell you about the football field in the upstairs bathroom cupboard?”
“You’ve been sneaking second helpings haven’t you?”
“Yea, well I don’t know when it’s gonna be my last meal these *under his breathe* especially with your cooking”
“Just because some guy in a red suit hands you a sword, it doesn’t make you a hero”
“This will lead us to beavers”
“You said this lead to your mothers”
“Two sons of Adam,
Two daughters of eve.”
“Your majesty”
“Oh, don’t use your flattery”
“Sorry not to be rude, but I wasn’t actually talking to you”
*looks at Edmund*
“Spare Oom, is that in Narnia?”
“What’s Narnia?”
“Well, your in it, from this lamp post all the way to the Eastern Sky is Narnia!”
“It’s an awfully big wardrobe”
“your not going to kill me?”
“…………Not yet”
“For Narnia! And For Aslan!”
“Winter’s not that bad, there’s ice skating, and snowball fights. Oh and Christmas!!”
“Tell me is your brother unintelligent?”
“Well, I think so, but mother………….”
hehelol.
