Copperfox
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It is a universe with flesh-and-blood people, whose lives are mysteriously affected by The Fuss: a power associated with imagination and entertainment. The Fuss causes life in this time-space continuum to resemble various movies.
Only a few persons in this peculiar galaxy have the ability to use The Fuss. One of these-- a man short in stature, but huge in obnoxiousness-- is known as Dark Headgear. He serves the also evil, but mostly stupid, President of Planet Spacebull, Bob Snooze.
As our story begins, the mega-mothership of Planet Spacebull has been wrecked, after a failed attempt to steal the atmosphere of Planet Directvideo, a peaceful world ruled by King Lowbrain, a man almost equally stupid as President Snooze. The Spacebullies were thwarted by a ragtag band of heroes (it always has to be a ragtag band, it can't ever be a disciplined force), led by spacefaring hero Groan Starr. Having acquired the power of The Fuss from wise old Master Yoga-Rug, the hero bested Dark Headgear in a duel, and won the heart of Lowbrain's daughter Princess Vixen.
Dark Headgear's defeat was followed by a sudden destruct sequence on board the evil mothership. Since this fantasy universe is hesitant to kill off characters, everyone, good or evil, somehow survived the giant starship's destruction. But Lord Headgear and President Snooze, along with Admiral Blender, survived the hard way: descending inside a broken-off segment of their ship.
Having lost the capability for Ludicrous Velocity, the three villains could only reach a destination within the same solar system as Directvideo: the also-inhabitable planet Chimpanzia, whose ape-ish inhabitants are friendly to their Directvidean neighbors, but have no spacecraft of their own.....
It is a universe with flesh-and-blood people, whose lives are mysteriously affected by The Fuss: a power associated with imagination and entertainment. The Fuss causes life in this time-space continuum to resemble various movies.
Only a few persons in this peculiar galaxy have the ability to use The Fuss. One of these-- a man short in stature, but huge in obnoxiousness-- is known as Dark Headgear. He serves the also evil, but mostly stupid, President of Planet Spacebull, Bob Snooze.
As our story begins, the mega-mothership of Planet Spacebull has been wrecked, after a failed attempt to steal the atmosphere of Planet Directvideo, a peaceful world ruled by King Lowbrain, a man almost equally stupid as President Snooze. The Spacebullies were thwarted by a ragtag band of heroes (it always has to be a ragtag band, it can't ever be a disciplined force), led by spacefaring hero Groan Starr. Having acquired the power of The Fuss from wise old Master Yoga-Rug, the hero bested Dark Headgear in a duel, and won the heart of Lowbrain's daughter Princess Vixen.
Dark Headgear's defeat was followed by a sudden destruct sequence on board the evil mothership. Since this fantasy universe is hesitant to kill off characters, everyone, good or evil, somehow survived the giant starship's destruction. But Lord Headgear and President Snooze, along with Admiral Blender, survived the hard way: descending inside a broken-off segment of their ship.
Having lost the capability for Ludicrous Velocity, the three villains could only reach a destination within the same solar system as Directvideo: the also-inhabitable planet Chimpanzia, whose ape-ish inhabitants are friendly to their Directvidean neighbors, but have no spacecraft of their own.....
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