The Arwenites and Eowynites.

hate to break it to you sammy, but if you go back to post 528, you will see clearly that BEFORE the fight started, we got the top of the hill.
 
Let me just say that Eowyn, on the best moment, of the best day of her life couldnt DREAM of coming close to the awsomeness of Arwen.

Arwen is:

A. Hotter than Eowyn. Like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY Hotteer.

B. A better horserider than Eowyn.

C. More strong as a charcter (Eowyn let Grima toy with her head and felt that she had no glory in life if she didnt fight).

D. A better cook than Eowyn...did you see the look on Aragorn's face when he ate Eowyn's stew?

E. She's not whiny like Eowyn. Even when asking her father to reforge the sword, she did it maturely and gracefully...unlike Eowyn who had a very high pitched whiny voice that would start crying and getting all melodramatic when she didnt get her way.
 
Josh said:
Let me just say that Eowyn, on the best moment, of the best day of her life couldnt DREAM of coming close to the awsomeness of Arwen.

Arwen is:

A. Hotter than Eowyn. Like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY Hotteer.

B. A better horserider than Eowyn.

C. More strong as a charcter (Eowyn let Grima toy with her head and felt that she had no glory in life if she didnt fight).

D. A better cook than Eowyn...did you see the look on Aragorn's face when he ate Eowyn's stew?

E. She's not whiny like Eowyn. Even when asking her father to reforge the sword, she did it maturely and gracefully...unlike Eowyn who had a very high pitched whiny voice that would start crying and getting all melodramatic when she didnt get her way.
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My sentiments exactly. May I offically add you to the Arwenites list Josh? :D
 
Josh said:
Let me just say that Eowyn, on the best moment, of the best day of her life couldnt DREAM of coming close to the awsomeness of Arwen.

Arwen is:

A. Hotter than Eowyn. Like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY Hotteer.

B. A better horserider than Eowyn.

C. More strong as a charcter (Eowyn let Grima toy with her head and felt that she had no glory in life if she didnt fight).

D. A better cook than Eowyn...did you see the look on Aragorn's face when he ate Eowyn's stew?

E. She's not whiny like Eowyn. Even when asking her father to reforge the sword, she did it maturely and gracefully...unlike Eowyn who had a very high pitched whiny voice that would start crying and getting all melodramatic when she didnt get her way.
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Let me repeat this:

DENIAL.:p
 
Josh said:
Let me just say that Eowyn, on the best moment, of the best day of her life couldn’t DREAM of coming close to the awsomeness of Arwen.

Arwen is:
A. Hotter than Eowyn. Like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY Hotteer.

B. A better horserider than Eowyn.

C. More strong as a charcter (Eowyn let Grima toy with her head and felt that she had no glory in life if she didnt fight).

D. A better cook than Eowyn...did you see the look on Aragorn's face when he ate Eowyn's stew?

E. She's not whiny like Eowyn. Even when asking her father to reforge the sword, she did it maturely and gracefully...unlike Eowyn who had a very high pitched whiny voice that would start crying and getting all melodramatic when she didnt get her way.
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A. Ok so she may be "Hotter" but not more beautiful!

B. Eoywn comes from a people who ride horses so of course she is better than Arwen

C. Well, she was in depression at the time and I can say from experience that you don't really know what you’re doing during depression

D. Ha! How do you know that Arwen can even cook!! She never does in the books or movies! At least Eowyn tries!!

E. I didn't see her cry that much only when she is morning someone! Not only that I have almost cried when I feel that I have been shamed by being rebuked.

*Swipes up water balloon and throws at Sammy hitting her in the face
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SammylovesNarnia1 said:
You've ran out of battlecries now therefore you can only shout denial at us. we elves are on the higher ground.
*Showers Eowynites in arrows therefore destroying them and drowning their camps.*
Arwen: Surrender and you shall keep your lives
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If I've run out of battle-cries then whats this tell me?

CAAAATLLLLLLIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm serious Sammy- if you don't stop denying what is true (aka that the Eowynites did get to the top of the hill first) then I am not kidding I will stop posting here and you will have nothing(or a lot less) to do. Either play fair or don't play at all please. Thank you.:)

Oh and: Which of you peoples who posts here is an Eowynite because this is getting downright confusing.:eek:

(Side-Note: I'm not trying to be mean I'm just trying to clear some things up so that we can fight properly and not confuse each other.:p)
 
Ok so so far I belive the main Arwenites are: Gondorgirl, and Sammy, I can't think of any others. And the main Eowynites are: Mozart (You!) Me (Aslans Messenger) and Trisscar.
 
hahaha lets say we're on equal ground then *Wipes water from face*
Arwen: You know what to do
*Blows Horn*
A distance thumping can be heard. The sound of marching and the smell of fire follows shortly
"I declare the water fight over and the real fight to begin *draws double blades*
 
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*Sits and haves a couple of Athelas Tea*

Ah the taste of Kingsfoil in the morning and sound of Eowynites groaning, it sure makes for blissful start of the day. XD
 
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Did you know that elves used to act like men? I mean they were really stupid at one point. I mean first they believed a bunch of lies from this Melkor dude and started distrusting one another and then after awhile the place they were living got attacked by Melkor (and a giant spider) and then he burnt their trees and stole the pretty jewels the Simrials. Then this elf Feanor came and he's like "I am going to kill you Melkor and I'm going to change your name to Morgoth just because I hate you so much and you stole my jewels the Simrails!" and he goes after Morgoth with a bunch of his elven people the Noldor and they try to follow Morgoth into Middle Earth but it doesn't work out very well because they stop at these other elves called the Teleri's home and try to steal their ships but the Teleri are like "No we like our ships! Go away you need to rethink your lives!" but then Feanor who has been leading the elves trying to steal the ships gets pushed back three times until his half-brother gets there and doesn't know whats going on so he jumps in too and they win the ships and sail off. And then they get this message from the Valar who they were staying with before all this happened and the Valar are like "Either come back and face the consequences or you get a curse laid on you... but Feanor and his sons and family get one laid on them anyway for attacking and killing the Teleri." and Feanor is like, "Well I'm going to go on anyway because I want revenge and I don't like you people anyway so..." and then they get to the place where there's like this ice-filled strait thingy and Feanor decides he's gonna leave most of his people behind because they're saying stuff like "Dude all this is Feanor's fault." and "Man we should have been smarter than to choose him as leader." and stuff like that so Feanor is like, "Fine I'll leave you here then." and he goes across to Middle Earth with only the amount of people who'll fit on the boats or those who he thought wouldn't betray him. And then the rest of the Noldor are like, "O.O did he just do what I think he did?" and so Feanor's half-brother leads the rest of the Noldor in a roundabout way to Middle Earth and they get there and are like, "Ok, now what?"

Reading the Silmarillion has advantages.... I'm not completely sure I spelled everything right and its not exact quoting but its true- just ask Galadriel, 'cause she was there.:p

Moral of the story: Elves are no better than men are they just act better but they're really just as suseptible to sins as humans are! So HAHAHA to you elves!:p
 
@aslans messenger thanks i just love edmund ;D :p

Pfft The difference is Elves have bettered themselves since them where as humans are still low and dispicable

@SG Tea is refreshing hehe *joins and sips on tea*
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
Pfft The difference is Elves have bettered themselves since them where as humans are still low and dispicable
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Except from what I understand it the elves had already been around for awhile (and had been living with the Valar so they should have known better) when that happened AND humans came AFTER the elves so you elves set bad examples for us!:p
So see? Alot of stuff may not have happened if you elves had just ignored a bunch of lies spread by a guy who was evil anyway.

Edit: Oh and the elves were also afraid that the humans would take over Middle Earth- so you guys were jealous and envious AND afraid of us! Before we even came to Middle Earth!
 
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