The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Sir Godfrey said:
While you giggle upon the ground you shall be assailed by arrows! XD :p
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what arrows? why are you pointing those at me? you know its not polite to point and you're supposed to AIM ONLY AT TARGET oh wait... *sticks up shield in time to stop arrows* hmm........

*shoots rotten tomatos at Arwenites using her tomato cannon*
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
what arrows? why are you pointing those at me? you know its not polite to point and you're supposed to AIM ONLY AT TARGET oh wait... *sticks up shield in time to stop arrows* hmm........

*shoots rotten tomatos at Arwenites using her tomato cannon*
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*Loads potato ballista*

Hmf.. you Eowynites are amatures, prepare to become Mashed Taters! :p
 
Should I get my weapons from my Hideout Eowynites?
*nods*
Ok!

*begins passing out an assortment of strange-rather rusty- tools and weapons* *attaches scimitar to her belt as well as an old rusty dagger(better used for a club than a dagger now)*
I also have a scythe, an iron bar, several odd shield thingies and a bunch of other stuff! oh and my pride- a small gun.
Oh and pepper spray.:p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Should I get my weapons from my Hideout Eowynites?
*nods*
Ok!

*begins passing out an assortment of strange-rather rusty- tools and weapons* *attaches scimitar to her belt as well as an old rusty dagger(better used for a club than a dagger now)*
I also have a scythe, an iron bar, several odd shield thingies and a bunch of other stuff! oh and my pride- a small gun.
Oh and pepper spray.:p
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can we please stick to materials that middle earth would've had... pepper spray, cannons, guns, water balloons ect. NOT ALLOWED
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
its not in the rules. and who made you in charge eh?:mad: you Arwenites think you can control everything- even people's imaginations.:rolleyes::p
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techincally you havent used your imagination with the pepper spray as it isnt that abnormal...
And I never said I was in charge I think we should stick to middle earth weapons as it makes is fairer unless you are prepared to admit that you mere mortals are nothing without modern weapons...
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
techincally you havent used your imagination with the pepper spray as it isnt that abnormal...
And I never said I was in charge I think we should stick to middle earth weapons as it makes is fairer unless you are prepared to admit that you mere mortals are nothing without modern weapons...
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You are contradicting yourself. and who said you all couldn't use more modern weapons? and who says they didn't have cannons of a sort or something like waterballons? it never tells us so there. they probably never had guns or pepper spray but who cares? this is a GAME! this isn't a RP we don't have to stick with the book/movie cannon to a T and I'm just trying to have some fun, its not like I'm bringing in tanks or the Galactica or anything.:rolleyes::p
its just like in Veggietales.:p:D
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
You are contradicting yourself. and who said you all couldn't use more modern weapons? and who says they didn't have cannons of a sort or something like waterballons? it never tells us so there. they probably never had guns or pepper spray but who cares? this is a GAME! this isn't a RP we don't have to stick with the book/movie cannon to a T and I'm just trying to have some fun, its not like I'm bringing in tanks or the Galactica or anything.:rolleyes::p
its just like in Veggietales.:p:D
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how am i contradicting myself and was more leaning toward the guns/pepper spray and balloons Cannons I guess are fine but better as catapults...
We Arwenites dont need those kinda weapons we own you using Bow and arrows Swords ect
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
what part of no pepper spray dont you comprehend???
*puts arrow on bow and causes an arrow volley to rein over the Eowynites cutting them to pieces*
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oh get over the pepper spray Sammy.:rolleyes: you took our weapons so we improvised.
and do you really think we're stupid enough to not have shields? ....wait don't answer that. *puts up shield to stop arrows from hitting her*

*grabs bow* oh frack its broken- my big one anyway... but this is a game, it can be unbroken!:D *grabs bow and pointy arrow and fires at Arwenites* *is joined by her kittens and any Eowynites that have bows*

I bet you thought we didn't have bows? didn't you? didn't you? didn't you? didn't you? didn't you? ......
 
Aslans Messenger said:
*Grabs bow and arrows and sword* I can fight just as well as any Arwenite with middle earth weaponry!
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You're still not a skilled with a bowand arrow as I am
Your bows are made with peasant wood as ours are made of only the finest...
We own you with our wapons don't even get me started on our weapons
I do believe Elvern Swords are the best around and you have no access to ours... mwhahaha
*fires another arrow volley, more and more Eowynites are cut to pieces*
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
You're still not a skilled with a bowand arrow as I am
Your bows are made with peasant wood as ours are made of only the finest...
We own you with our wapons don't even get me started on our weapons
I do believe Elvern Swords are the best around and you have no access to ours... mwhahaha
*fires another arrow volley, more and more Eowynites are cut to pieces*
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oh yeah?

I bet you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn in broad daylight. I got three bullseyes the first day of camp. Oh what now?
and I have a scimitar THAT IS POINTY! MWAHAHAHA! No I believe WE own YOU! HA!
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
oh yeah?

I bet you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn in broad daylight. I got three bullseyes the first day of camp. Oh what now?
and I have a scimitar THAT IS POINTY! MWAHAHAHA! No I believe WE own YOU! HA!
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Excuse i do believe it t'was an elf that brought down a an elephant carrying multiple amount of Orcs single handed using a bow and arrow... hmmm now that i think about it I remember very well it was so you can hardly argue that you own us when in fact we are superior hence why you use all your modern weapons... I do believe you are owned.
*fires arrow directly at Mozart, it hits home and send her flying backwards in pain*
*leaves battlefield for an audience with Lady Arwen*
 
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