The Arwenites and Eowynites.

SammylovesNarnia1 said:
Excuse i do believe it t'was an elf that brought down a an elephant carrying multiple amount of Orcs single handed using a bow and arrow... hmmm now that i think about it I remember very well it was so you can hardly argue that you own us when in fact we are superior hence why you use all your modern weapons... I do believe you are owned.
*fires arrow directly at Mozart, it hits home and send her flying backwards in pain*
*leaves battlefield for an audience with Lady Arwen*
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You. are. so. unattenitive.:rolleyes:

and are you calling me a bad archer? *shoots Sammy in the back with an arrow causing her to fall over* Ha.
 
Well she still tried to shoot you! And please remember we are just trying to defend ourselves from you Arwenites who just cant seem to understand that Eowyn is better and always will be.
 
lol, that was amazing!!!!! How would u know (sammy) that our bows are made from peasant wood? My bow was made from the finest wood in middle earth! *takes a elven bow and snaps it in half* case and point...
 
hmm....Lets see here...*checks bag* I have a pill here for laughing at elves, making fun of elves, fighting elves, retreving lost weapons from elves....which one do u want? :p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
You. are. so. unattenitive.:rolleyes:

and are you calling me a bad archer? *shoots Sammy in the back with an arrow causing her to fall over* Ha.
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I think your the unattentive one as I have actually left the battlefield as I am currently talking to Arwen therefore no arrows can hit me.

"Snaps Elvern Arrow" Triss dont be stupid no one can snap that you blantantly picked up one of our decoy arrows we keep our proper ones on our person.
And I was off the battlefield as i said earlier to talk to arwen therefore you could not have hit me...
(I'm still off the battlefield, I am elsewhere)
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
I think your the unattentive one as I have actually left the battlefield as I am currently talking to Arwen therefore no arrows can hit me.

"Snaps Elvern Arrow" Triss dont be stupid no one can snap that you blantantly picked up one of our decoy arrows we keep our proper ones on our person.
And I was off the battlefield as i said earlier to talk to arwen therefore you could not have hit me...
(I'm still off the battlefield, I am elsewhere)
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Dorthy: *sneaks up behind Sammy in her meeting and shoots her* *runs back out and back to Eowynite camp*

There are advantages to having kittens on your side in a war like this.:p
 
Trisscar said:
Yes, cats are wonderful!
Ok Sammy, *walks over to dead arwenite, takes an arrow of his person, snaps it in half* :D
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You just demonstrated that your eowynite arrows snap in half as why would we shoot our own people???
Elvern arrows dont snap at all
*picks up elvern arrow and attempts to break it*
It glows making its magic charm obvious
And also how may I ask can a CAT shoot me?
If it did you forget I wear Elvern Armour which is indestuctable...
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
You just demonstrated that your eowynite arrows snap in half as why would we shoot our own people???
Elvern arrows dont snap at all
*picks up elvern arrow and attempts to break it*
It glows making its magic charm obvious
And also how may I ask can a CAT shoot me?
If it did you forget I wear Elvern Armour which is indestuctable...
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Ah but little Dorthy the cat's arrows are deadly and can break through the strongest armour and chainmail. Her arrows are also as long as a human finger.:rolleyes: Besides why would I try to kill you before you admit surrender? Actually I don't really like killing people in general but if you force me to I will.

Oh and btw if you ever insult/try to kill/capture/attempt to destroy my kittens/cats I will challenge you to a duel. and if I do not win the duel my kittens will call Cougarie.
 
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