The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Mozart you still haven't explained to me how a cat can sting a bow ect.
And nothing can defeat an INDESTRUCTABLE suit of elvern armour

Triss We do not cower behind magic we actually use it for the good of middle Earth without our Elvern magic Frodo would've died at the start of the fellowship of the ring and may I add that the heroic deed was performed by Arwen
 
Mozart you still haven't explained to me how a cat can sting a bow ect.
And nothing can defeat an INDESTRUCTABLE suit of elvern armour

Triss We do not cower behind magic we actually use it for the good of middle Earth without our Elvern magic Frodo would've died at the start of the fellowship of the ring and may I add that the heroic deed was performed by Arwen


Simple answer to your question: Read. My. Books.
And nothing is indestructable. Would you like to see the Galactica vaporize your little elven suits of armour?:p

M'kay I'll give you the fact that the elves did save Frodo in Fellowship of the Ring, but Arwen did not save him. She was never mentioned in being anywhere near the fords in the books. And since the books are the cannon here *shakes head* you know where this is going.

Oh, oh and while Arwen was staying home arguing with her dad about staying in Middle Earth (in the movies that is, in the books she isn't even mentioned doing anything) Eowyn was out fighting in real battles and um guess what she killed the Witch King while Arwen stayed home and wasn't doing anything to help in the war.:p
 
The arrow I took off of the dead arwenite was not ours, it was in his quiver.
Ya, I really can't see Arwen slaying a witch king, as she would have to get her hands dirty. (which we don't mind. and u said "we don't sleep in stables or do dirty work")
 
The arrow I took off of the dead arwenite was not ours, it was in his quiver.
Ya, I really can't see Arwen slaying a witch king, as she would have to get her hands dirty. (which we don't mind. and u said "we don't sleep in stables or do dirty work")

Lol, yep and I think smoke smells like some sort of delicious perfume.:p
Except when tractor smoke cloggs the air-space between the tractor and the roof of Cirith Ungol, that gets annoying.:p
 
Simple answer to your question: Read. My. Books.
And nothing is indestructable. Would you like to see the Galactica vaporize your little elven suits of armour?:p

M'kay I'll give you the fact that the elves did save Frodo in Fellowship of the Ring, but Arwen did not save him. She was never mentioned in being anywhere near the fords in the books. And since the books are the cannon here *shakes head* you know where this is going.

Oh, oh and while Arwen was staying home arguing with her dad about staying in Middle Earth (in the movies that is, in the books she isn't even mentioned doing anything) Eowyn was out fighting in real battles and um guess what she killed the Witch King while Arwen stayed home and wasn't doing anything to help in the war.:p

Things can be inestructable I mean you just have to look at some gases ect.
I meant the movies on that one and the books arent the cannon its both movies and books as long as it is LOTR and you dont exactly stick to the books yourself with your water balloons, tomato cannons and CATS

Finally you have challenged that Arwen did not defeat the witch king but she did do something to help the war she kept Aragorn strong and noble whereas Eowyn was just a distraction to Aragorn she didnt let him focus on the war to come and without Arwen to be honest although its not in the books or films Elrond wouldnt of given lots of elvern troops to help with the final battle if Arwen wasnt there. And trust me you needed them hehe

Arwen wasnt on the battlefield as she was ensuring that she obeyed her father unlike someone who added an extra worry for the war. Arwen didnt want her father concentrating on her for the whole battle in ase he faltered and died because of it. Is it not true that Eowyn's dad falters and dies which could be because of her disobidience
 
But Eowyns father did not know that she was fighting in the battle.

Aaaaaaaaaand Eowyn's father was not in the books, or movies. o_O

and you dont exactly stick to the books yourself with your water balloons, tomato cannons and CATS

oh so now CATS weren't in Middle Earth?:mad: Thats it I've HAD it with you. Why are we even fighting anyway? This is getting downright stupid and annoying.

Why can't we just agree to disagree? Because at least for me this isn't fun anymore. If you like teasing people then maybe you like it but I think we should either throw rotten vegtibles at each other until one side or the other surrenders or we agree to disagree.:rolleyes:

*throws rotten tomato that hits Sammy in the face* Since you're near enough to throw insults at us and disagree with us I believe you're back and that hit you. If not I'm sending Caspian and his tomato cannon in to lob you with squishy stinky tomatos.:p
 
Aaaaaaaaaand Eowyn's father was not in the books, or movies. o_O



oh so now CATS weren't in Middle Earth?:mad: Thats it I've HAD it with you. Why are we even fighting anyway? This is getting downright stupid and annoying.

Why can't we just agree to disagree? Because at least for me this isn't fun anymore. If you like teasing people then maybe you like it but I think we should either throw rotten vegtibles at each other until one side or the other surrenders or we agree to disagree.:rolleyes:

*throws rotten tomato that hits Sammy in the face* Since you're near enough to throw insults at us and disagree with us I believe you're back and that hit you. If not I'm sending Caspian and his tomato cannon in to lob you with squishy stinky tomatos.:p

I never said cats arent in middle earth i just dont think cats that can string bows are and since when is this a serious "teasing" fight???
*strings bow and fires elvern watermelon which smacks into mozart giving her a watermelon helmet*
 
we actually use it for the good of middle Earth without our Elvern magic Frodo would've died at the start of the fellowship of the ring and may I add that the heroic deed was performed by Arwen


Correction Arwen only rode with Frodo on the horse and set him down and cried her fool eye's out, her Dad Elrond saved him it says so in the book AND the movie.
And Eowyn dosn't have a dad she has an uncle.
 
Correction Arwen only rode with Frodo on the horse and set him down and cried her fool eye's out, her Dad Elrond saved him it says so in the book AND the movie.
And Eowyn dosn't have a dad she has an uncle.

Technically Arwen did save him as she casted the water stallion spell which allowed her to take Frodo to her father... (I was going by the movie i this one)

Eowyn still should've obeyed her uncle then...
 
Technically Arwen did save him as she casted the water stallion spell which allowed her to take Frodo to her father... (I was going by the movie i this one)

Eowyn still should've obeyed her uncle then...


This is begining to remind me of what I did with Prince Caspian called "Mistakes the Moviemakers make in their movies (both minor and not)" :p

1. In the book Arwen was never present in the chapter "Flight to the ford"(its called something like that) Glorfindel was.
2. In the book the flood is called up by the elves and Gandalf adds the water horses.
3. And in the book and movie Arwen does not technically save Frodo even though in the movie it looks like she does, Elrond technically saves him, in both.

End me being extremly book-huggy and specific.:p


Yeah but Eowyn did more good by disobeying then she would've by obeying.(at least she did more good by disobeying then Arwen did obeying and staying out of trouble :p)
 
This is begining to remind me of what I did with Prince Caspian called "Mistakes the Moviemakers make in their movies (both minor and not)" :p

1. In the book Arwen was never present in the chapter "Flight to the ford"(its called something like that) Glorfindel was.
2. In the book the flood is called up by the elves and Gandalf adds the water horses.
3. And in the book and movie Arwen does not technically save Frodo even though in the movie it looks like she does, Elrond technically saves him, in both.

End me being extremly book-huggy and specific.:p


Yeah but Eowyn did more good by disobeying then she would've by obeying.(at least she did more good by disobeying then Arwen did obeying and staying out of trouble :p)

Well tbh the films are based on the books they're not supposed to be replicars... they have a similar storyline and characters but thats it it should be different.

If Eowyn would've obeyed her uncle she would've given a young knight the chance to slay the witchking therefore gain a title
I prefer the films to the books tbh but I dont mind the books.
I like to visualise things...
 
Well tbh the films are based on the books they're not supposed to be replicars... they have a similar storyline and characters but thats it it should be different.

If Eowyn would've obeyed her uncle she would've given a young knight the chance to slay the witchking therefore gain a title
I prefer the films to the books tbh but I dont mind the books.
I like to visualise things...

I know that. But the films are not supposed to be different from the books but have the same storyline and charies. Not at least in my opinion (I love books and books are normally MUCH better than the movies)

Sammy haven't you heard them say (this is in the movie too) "No MAN can kill him(the Witchking)"? Eowyn was the only one who could... with a little help.:p

and I never understood why people could not visualize the books like a movie. o_O I do that all the time!:D

But enough of this, this is no war! This is a debate! *shoots rotten fruits and vegtibles at Sammy and elves*
 
I know that. But the films are not supposed to be different from the books but have the same storyline and charies. Not at least in my opinion (I love books and books are normally MUCH better than the movies)

Sammy haven't you heard them say (this is in the movie too) "No MAN can kill him(the Witchking)"? Eowyn was the only one who could... with a little help.:p

and I never understood why people could not visualize the books like a movie. o_O I do that all the time!:D

But enough of this, this is no war! This is a debate! *shoots rotten fruits and vegtibles at Sammy and elves*

I do visualise books but once they've been made into a film i prefer the films

Eowyn should've left it to a trained professional tbh. she just endangered her life for nothing I mean imagine if she had died?


*Ducks therefore avoiding fruits and vegEtAbles*
*send arrow volley back*
 
I do visualise books but once they've been made into a film i prefer the films

Eowyn should've left it to a trained professional tbh. she just endangered her life for nothing I mean imagine if she had died?


*Ducks therefore avoiding fruits and vegEtAbles*
*send arrow volley back*

Then she would have died honorably.

*ducks arrows*

You elves apprently do not understand true valor when you see it... anymore that is. *tisk tisk* what a pity.:p

*sends volley of arrows back at the elves*
 
Then she would have died honorably.

*ducks arrows*

You elves apprently do not understand true valor when you see it... anymore that is. *tisk tisk* what a pity.:p

*sends volley of arrows back at the elves*

Your pathetic volley of arrows do nothing against our superior skill
*Arrows bounce off elvern armour due to poor craftsmanship*
Elvern Messenger: Sammy, Lady Arwen has called you over to the building of Jupiter... She declares that there will be no more fighting today
*I leave for the meeting*
In the Building of Jupiter...
Me: My Lady, I am here
LA: Good, the war council welcomes you, take a seat
*I take a seat and the council begins*
 
Your pathetic volley of arrows do nothing against our superior skill
*Arrows bounce off elvern armour due to poor craftsmanship*
Elvern Messenger: Sammy, Lady Arwen has called you over to the building of Jupiter... She declares that there will be no more fighting today
*I leave for the meeting*
In the Building of Jupiter...
Me: My Lady, I am here
LA: Good, the war council welcomes you, take a seat
*I take a seat and the council begins*

Ok I won't fight. But this is an opertinuty too good to pass up.:p
*sends kittens into meeting*

Frodo: FIRE AT WILL!
Milky: Will isn't here silly!
Caspian: :rolleyes: FIRE AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!
Milky: ozkay, hit 'um kits!
O'Malley: *starts shooting metalic toast out of toaster at elves*
Caspian: *fires tomatos from the tomato cannon at elves*
Frodo: Hey how'd they get my toaster?!?
Caspian: *still firing* You were gone so they took it over.
Frodo: -.-

In Eowynite camp:
Throgmorten: Wong?
me: Not yet Throg.
Explorer: Who couldn't we go? *pouts*
me: Because I only wanted the older ones to go.
Explorer: I'm older.
me: Not with that face you aren't!:p
 
One problem with that the sign says no cats...
*cats look at eachother*
*they leave causing no damage*

*Lady arwen casts a spell causing everything to go back to normal*
*the meeting continues and the door is shut with a sheet of iron in front of the door*
LA: Sammy Continue
Me: Thank you my lady. So as I was saying I think we should...
 
One problem with that the sign says no cats...
*cats look at eachother*
*they leave causing no damage*

*Lady arwen casts a spell causing everything to go back to normal*
*the meeting continues and the door is shut with a sheet of iron in front of the door*
LA: Sammy Continue
Me: Thank you my lady. So as I was saying I think we should...

DO NOT CONTROL MY CHARACTERS!:mad:

Flower: *alights from the sky and appears in the middle of elven counsel* Hi, you can't do anything to me because I'm here especially to do a little more mischeif.:D *grabs her little brother's tomato cannon* TOMATOS AWAY! *shoots tomatos at Arwen and Sammy and rest of elven counsel*:p
 
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