The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Ok, don't worry, I'm working on that.
But starting tomorrow I'm out of town till the Saturday after next.
So I'm gonna hold Aslans Messenger personally responsible for my while I'm out,
So I'd better not come back and find that I've been captured or something...
 
hehe, which is why I'm having you do it!
And why is it a hard job? Cuz its me or cuz the arwenites are good at capturing people?
 
just fight them off, you will be fine!

Mwhaha I already have a plan
Mounts horse and gallops back to Rivendell
ME:Lady Arwen I have news!
LA: Well what is it?
ME: Trisscar has left the Eowynites for the moment which means aslan's messenger is responsible for her...
LA: Hmmm do thou hath a plan?
ME: I do beleive that I have a plan that may work but we are going to need some back up...
LA: Not from mordorth
ME: Well maybe just the support of Aragorn and Some orcs
LA: I give you permission to talk the back up you have mentioned. I didn't hear the last source but... I'm going to assume its some allies of ours...
ME: Of course My Lady... *hehe*

Mounts horse once more loaded with tools for the journey ahead...
 
This will not be cool having to fight against Aragorn. How could you!?
*Gets self ready and watches over Triss*

Its all too late as Aragorn has promised to defend our Eldar in the name of LADY ARWEN
Me: Lord Aragorn we welcome you to the Arwenites side... *bows*
Aragorn: Thank you for the welcome, I had to fight for Arwen as she is beautiful, amazing and honourable where as Eowyn is just a creepy stalker who tried to make me break my vow to the Lady Arwen plus I ma married to Arwen ;)
Me: Well your services are well needed. We need the capture of Mozart and her Kittens... can you handle that?
Aragorn: Of course :)
 
Its all too late as Aragorn has promised to defend our Eldar in the name of LADY ARWEN
Me: Lord Aragorn we welcome you to the Arwenites side... *bows*
Aragorn: Thank you for the welcome, I had to fight for Arwen as she is beautiful, amazing and honourable where as Eowyn is just a creepy stalker who tried to make me break my vow to the Lady Arwen plus I ma married to Arwen
Me: Well your services are well needed. We need the capture of Mozart and her Kittens... can you handle that?
Aragorn: Of course

Toto: TRAITOR!:eek: *grabs his sister's bow and trys to shoot Aragorn but hits waaaay off* grr, sis you shoot him!
Dorthy: Okayyyyyyy.... *shoots Aragorn's feet with multiple tiny pointy arrows* Oh btw bro what do you have against Aragorn again?
Toto: -.- he was my person, remember?
Dorthy: OOOOOOOOOH!!
me: GUYS! You're not supposed to mention that in PUBLIC!:eek::eek:
Milky: You neva gonna cap-ta us Aragorny! I kills you! *runs around waving tiny sword with her eyes closed*
me: OY! EOWYNITE ARMY (such as it is) ATENTION!
Kittens: *form line*
me: GET READY! AIM! FIRE!
Kittens: *pelt Arwenites and Aragorn with walnut shells and walnuts*
 
Aragorn; hmmm gotta a plan...
*sneaks up behind mozart and kittens and captures them easily*
Aragorn; got them they didnt expect it and they ARE THE REAL ones I checked...
Me; take them to Isengard...
*rides to isengard and places them under guard*
 
Aragorn; hmmm gotta a plan...
*sneaks up behind mozart and kittens and captures them easily*
Aragorn; got them they didnt expect it and they ARE THE REAL ones I checked...
Me; take them to Isengard...
*rides to isengard and places them under guard*

me: *sits in tree* Silly Sammy! Silly Aragorn!
Kittens: *peer out of tree*
Milky: You pay no 'tention to anyting do youse?
me: I would hear you noisy people if you snuck up behind me for one thing...
Caspian: And for another you don't think we weren't prepared for that, were you?
Flower: yeah you've been trying to catch us for awhile now.
O'Malley: *makes slingshot* *shoots pebble that hits Sammy in the nose* Betcha didn't know what hit you, eh?:p
me: besides you'd be amazed at how many spies we have in your Arwenite camp.:p
 
Trying to capture innocent little kittens are you! Now you are going to far *joins Mozart in tree and pelts Arwenites and Aragorn with walnuts*

hey wheres Triss? Have you been truly watching her?
Have you kept your eyes peeled... or did we "capture" mozart and the kittens as a distraction.
Triss is no longer with you in your camp....
Aragorn planned that you would be distracted... so we captured Triss
Triss is currently in a place guarded by a fellow Eldar who has put a magic charm over the place causing it to be impregnable...
If you want her back surrender your weapons, walnuts ect. and wait outside the doors of Rivendell with your hands/paws up
Mwhahahaha
(You cant undo this Triss is now captured)
 
hey wheres Triss? Have you been truly watching her?
Have you kept your eyes peeled... or did we "capture" mozart and the kittens as a distraction.
Triss is no longer with you in your camp....
Aragorn planned that you would be distracted... so we captured Triss
Triss is currently in a place guarded by a fellow Eldar who has put a magic charm over the place causing it to be impregnable...
If you want her back surrender your weapons, walnuts ect. and wait outside the doors of Rivendell with your hands/paws up
Mwhahahaha
(You cant undo this Triss is now captured)

me: I believe it is time to deploy our secret weapon.
Kittens: *nod heads gravely*
me: Ok secret weapon get a move on.
"Secret Weapon": *finds where they are holding Triss* *hits spell wall so many times it breaks (seriously somebody did that in a book I read)* *goes in and rescues Triss and runs back to Eowynite camp with her*
 
me: I believe it is time to deploy our secret weapon.
Kittens: *nod heads gravely*
me: Ok secret weapon get a move on.
"Secret Weapon": *finds where they are holding Triss* *hits spell wall so many times it breaks (seriously somebody did that in a book I read)* *goes in and rescues Triss and runs back to Eowynite camp with her*
just one problem we would've noticed you therefore we still have triss....
 
Hehe, so guess, what??? They have free internet connection where I am right now!!!!!!!!! So I guess I will join in fighting! *taps Arwenites shoulder, and when the arwenite looks over, I kill him!* Its good to be back!
 
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