The Arwenites and Eowynites.

SammylovesNarnia1 said:
No where was I?
hmmm oh yeah triss is captured and Aragorn is on our side...
You were just about to surrender your weapons or else triss will be doomed
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We got Triss back though remember? Just before the truce started.:p

Caspian: I ain't surrenderin' MY weapons no matter what!
me: .......
Caspian: Well not ALL of them at least.
me: I said its not a problem anymore seeing as we got Triss back.....
Caspian: oh, good....
 
Aslans Messenger said:
Thats right! Triss got away herself! But now I'm in charge of her agian so...... *stands in front of Triss and positions other Eowynites around her*
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Caspian: *stands by Triss with tomato cannon* Anybody who tries to take Triss will be caught red-handed! or maybe red-faced! depending on where I hit them with a tomato.:D
Milky: While Caspian's away protectin' Triss I got meself a rater nasty idea dat might work for a liddle while.
O'Malley: Wot is it sis?
Milky: Now gather round dis is importants.....
Kittens: *huddle and speak in hushed tones*
after five minutes....
Kittens: *break up huddle*
Milky: Okay kits, gets um!
Kittens: *shoot ketchup at the Arwenites causing them to think they have been wounded* *groups of Arwenites hence begin to faint*
Milky: Is workingz!:D:p
 
Arwenites you are not wounded. This substance is mere ketchup
Now String your bows and prepare fire
*Arwenites unite in arrow stringing*
Loose!
*All Arwenites release arrows, they smash into the Eowynite's forces*
Triss is not protected by tomato cannons as what do tomatos do? they cant penetrate or kill so...
*Me and Aragorn smile at each other then gather a war council whilst the other Arwenites continue a constant volley of arrows*
(you are all permenantly being hit with arrows)
 
*Rides off from Imladris*

While you continue to fight amongst yourselves, I shall go forth to Gondor and speak with Lord Denethor. I will assure him, that we elves will aid him and offer protection from the Servants of Sauron. :)
 
Aslans Messenger said:
Good idea! If Sauron does decide to attack we must all work together, agreed?
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Like in Baa baa black sheep when the two groups of fighter pilots were fighting then dropped everything when the "hostiles" flew in and shot at 'em.
A common enemy unites even the oldest of foes.

I'm being really weird today......

Caspian: Whadda ya mean my tomatos don't do anything for protection? You don't know what I put IN them! *stuffs vial of poison into a tomato and loads cannon with it* besides how do you know that at some point I don't just put a bowling ball or a cannon ball thats painted to look like a tomato into the cannon? You don't.:p
 
How can you dodge a constant volley of arrows?
Haha keep triss safe? How can you accomplish that if you yourself are in peril?

When do we leave for Sauron? and who may I aks will be sauron?
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
How can you dodge a constant volley of arrows?
Haha keep triss safe? How can you accomplish that if you yourself are in peril?
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Caspian: Oh! oh! I know! I know! If you have really fast reflexes you can dodge a constant volley of arrows! Or if you're like me and just hide behind something.:p
Milky: Oh yeah we is keepz Triss safe. We will knock ya down like da mice in Narnia iffin you come near her.:p
me: hmm...... *dismatles old feed-crate and from her barn and various other pieces of wood* *creates wall around Eowynite camp to help stop arrows*:D
 
*Shoots arrow that hits aslans messenger in the heart causing her capture*
Haha now that must mess up your plan...
*Locks AM in a dungeon guarded by an intricate charm lock thing*
 
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