The Arwenites and Eowynites.

*after feast and songs*
Me: So Lord Elrond, I think tomorrow we shall head out...
Elrond: So soon?
Me: Yes my lord... I think Legolas and the other elvern troops have successfully loaded the supplies on the horses... We have taken the jelly (Jello that is), Lembas Bread and a few other items... as well as fresh water skins...
Elrond: I also give you his brave warrior, *takes a flask of shiny liquid*
Use it wisely though...
Me: What is it?
Elrond: A sword in liquid form... therefore you pour it on the ground and a sword of strength, flexability, lightness and swiftness is made. It is said to be able to destroy everything but the one ring...
Me: But this is a food fight...
Elrond: It is magical therefore it has the ability to fire whatever the user desires... be that food or one of the eight elements...
Good Luck. *leaves*
Me: Woa... *puts flask in special pouch...*
 
*rides away with flask in pouch*
*My inner thoughts*
Me:Maybe I should tell them...
Inner me: No dont...
Me: why?
Inner Me: As they may steal it and then it'll be a suprise as well :)
Me: What about Legolas... I can trust him...
Inner Me: NOOOO
*out of inner thoughts*
Legolas: *tapping me on shoulder*
Me: What?
Legolas: We've arrived...
Me: that was quick... *pulls out flask*
Legolas: Whats that???
Me: You'll see...
*pours it onto floor and a sword forms*
legolas: wow...
Me: Woa... *picks up sword* Lets test it...
*mutters some random elvish then adds the word marshmallows*
*hot marshmallows fall from sky*
 
Me: Legolas it works...
legolas: where did you get that?
Arwen: Sammy? How did you come in possession of that?
Aragorn: SAMMY? What? How?
Me: Jeeze guys calm down... it was a gift from Elrond okay. Just deal with it... it's full of power... I can feel it. The courage building in the blade. The ice cold handle which you can't take you hand off of. The encrusted Hilt.
Legolas: Why didnt I get one?
Aragorn: Or better yet me?
Arwen: Sammy has shown true bravery. *bows head*
Me: *shocked* Did you just bow to me?
Arwen: Yes it was deserved :)
Me: woa...
Legolas: *glares at me*
Me: TO WAR! *blade moulds into an ice lolly*
 
BarbarianKing said:
I am eowenite!!!
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yay!:D

Caspian: *grabs flask of sword liquid from another thread* Methinks you made a mistake in giving this to us Sammy; For as you ought now know any weapons we have concocted...
Dorthy: Ahem- Created.:rolleyes:
Caspian: Ah yes, created, are interchangeable atwix threads.
Dorthy: Atwixt? Don't you mean "a twix"? *twix candy bars rain from the sky*
Frodo: Hey look up there! *points to a dot in the sky*
Dorthy: Its a bird!
Caspian: Its a Nazgul!
Frodo: No its!....
Dorthy: Herbie conducting a sky-carnival with Mewsie and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I shoulda known.:rolleyes:
Caspian: So maybe Jesus isn't throwing us heavenly candies....
 
I didnt think you'd use it against me :(
I thought you were aiding me against the evil celery!!!

Legolas: An ice lolly?
Me: Sorry I'm craving them...
Arwen: dont just stand there! Charge!
*gallops into battle*
Aragorn: Hmmm nice one sammy giving the enemy a powerful weapon...
Me: Haha I have a trick up my sleeve though... *reaches into pocket*
(in the insane asylum thread I have the one ring...)
Legolas: What is that?
Me: A mere trinket mwhahaha
Argorn and Legolas: *shuffles away from me*
Legolas: We dont know her...
Aragorn: yeah we really dnt
Me: OI! Guys I know. To War!
*starts slashing through Eowynites.*
Heres you just desert!
 
*Sits at the Round Table in the court of Camelot*

Arthur: Greethings waunderer from distant land. I am Arthur, King of Camelot.

Me: It is a pleasure to make your aquaintance King Arthur. I am Sir Godfrey of Gondor.

Arthur: Welcome Sir Godfrey, to Camelot!

Me: Thank you kindly your majesty.

Arthur: Just call me Arthur.

Me: As you wish Arthur.

Arthur: Tell me of thy country, what is this Gondor like?

Me: Is similar to thy own kingdom, save for the fear and loss of hope.

Arthur: Why doth fear assail thy people? What hast caused them to lose hope?

Me: the Dark Lord.

Arthur: Dark Lord?

Me: Yes, he is known to our people as the Abhorrible One. Sauron the Deciever.

Arthur: Has a great host and army?

Me: Aye, endless hordes he sends to ravage my countymen.

Arthur: Well this is appauling! No one hast come to thy aid?

Me: Nay my lord, the Elves have long since laid down their arms and begun their journey to Valinor. The Dwarves have all but forgotten us, they remain within their halls of stone, digging deeper for treasures. As for other kinsmen, the House of Rohan is overthrown by wizardy.

Arthur: So you are alone then? What of thy king?

Me: We have no king, we have but a steward, the Lord Denethor rules.

Arthur: So you have noy allies, no king, and a ruthless enemy who will not sleep or cease its attack until thou art crushed?

Me: Yes my lord.

Arthur: *sigh* I weep for thy people. But rather than cry torrents, I shall call my knights to assist you! Nay I shall join thee in thy journey home. Together Camelot and Gondor will crush this abhorrible foe!

Me: Bless you Arthur, King of Camelot! May you live a hundred ages of Middle Earth!
 
Me: Fine then if you can recruit King Arthur I'm recruiting Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men.:p
Caspian: She keeps replacing us. First it was Will...
me: it still IS Will you imp.:rolleyes:
Caspian:...... Now its Robin Hood and his Merry Men!
me: Fine. I'll recruit Robin Hood the fox and his band of Merry Creatures, happy?
Caspian: Well I suppose it's somewhat better- at least they aren't humans.
Dorthy: *giggles* I'll get the moist towlets.
Frodo: ??!?!?!!?
Dorthy: You shoot the popcorn.:p *grabs moist towlet and throws it in Sammy's face*
Frodo: Uhh, okay... *shoots popcorn using the tomato cannon while Caspian is distracted*
Caspian: Hey!:mad:
me: And you WONDER why I "replace" you.
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Me: Fine then if you can recruit King Arthur I'm recruiting Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men.:p
Caspian: She keeps replacing us. First it was Will...
me: it still IS Will you imp.:rolleyes:
Caspian:...... Now its Robin Hood and his Merry Men!
me: Fine. I'll recruit Robin Hood the fox and his band of Merry Creatures, happy?
Caspian: Well I suppose it's somewhat better- at least they aren't humans.
Dorthy: *giggles* I'll get the moist towlets.
Frodo: ??!?!?!!?
Dorthy: You shoot the popcorn.:p *grabs moist towlet and throws it in Sammy's face*
Frodo: Uhh, okay... *shoots popcorn using the tomato cannon while Caspian is distracted*
Caspian: Hey!:mad:
me: And you WONDER why I "replace" you.
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Lol Robinhood and his band of Merry Men would be welcome. In fact we need all the assistance we can get.
 
Sir Godfrey said:
Lol Robinhood and his band of Merry Men would be welcome. In fact we need all the assistance we can get.
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great.

*drags Robin Hood into camp with his Merry Men following*

Will: Should I get more archers?
me: Can I put you into an archery contest with Robin? Dude you two could like shoot half of Sauron's army before they even got close to us.:rolleyes:
Will: With or without the Merry Men and the Ranger Corps?
me: It was implied Will. It was implied. I hardly think that even you and Robin Hood have enough spunk to walk up to the Black Gate and yell challenges at Sauron waving bows. And it'd do absolutely no good whatsoever.
Robin Hood: So how do we get into this "Mordor" land?
me: One of two known ways: The Black Gate (holding the possiblity you may be shot on sight, if you are seen, unless they think you have the Ring) and Shelob's Lair.
Will: Shelob's Lair?
me: Its my barn I swear its my barn, but the tractor turned into a giant spider.:p
Robin Hood: *looks at Will* I assume we will go together?
Will: yes.
me: I'm coming too!
Robin and Will: No.
me: *glares* Now look I'm an Eowynite- I don't sit around and gather dust while the boys get to have all the fun! *draws Fireheart*
Robin Hood: Wow. Okay.
Will: So.... which way we headded?
me: And we have to take the Ring with us and destroy it while we're at it. Sammy- Give us the Ring so that we mayest destroy it in Mt. Doom whilst we infiltrate the Dark Lord's land.
Dorthy: Girl are you like serious here? I'm so comming.
Caspian: And Sammy doesn't have the Ring.
me: Then who does?
Flower: Me. *giggles*
Robin Hood: Does she have to come too?
 
Arthur: Have the Knights assembled! Prepare the armies! We march for war!

Sir Tigermoor: It shall be done my lord!

Arthur: Sir Godfrey, join me in armoury.

*Godfrey joins Arthur in the Armoury*

Arthur takes hold of a beautiful sword. Its handle, pummel decked in gold. Jewels strewn across the quillons (cross bar). The blade shined like the finest of diamonds.

Arthur: This is Excalibar, the sword of my father. With it I shall hew many a foe and aid your people!

Me: You do me and Gondor a great honor! May you live to see the rightful King sit upon Minas Tirith! May you see the fall of Gorthaur the Cruel!
 
no, no, Become a eowynite!! or should I say Stay an eowynite!!!
Hmm....who should I chose?? Oh, I Know!!! lets see here *goes to earth, recruits veggie tales soldiers*
 
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