The Arwenites and Eowynites.

no, no, Become a eowynite!! or should I say Stay an eowynite!!!
Hmm....who should I chose?? Oh, I Know!!! lets see here *goes to earth, recruits veggie tales soldiers*

Caspian: What the frack?!? You just made it so I can't use my tomato cannon anymore!:mad:
Frodo: Does this mean the Foodfight is over?
Caspian: Unless you want me to shoot Bob the tomato at the Arwenites or orcs or whoever we're fighting then yeah.:mad:
Frodo: Duuuuuuuuude. Shoot Larry while you're at it.:p
Dorthy: For my brother's sake can you just recruit Sporks Triss?:rolleyes:
 
haha, no there here to fight, hence "food fight" u can use them in anyway, they don't mind. and now u can shoot bob out of the canon wielding a sword, its a double weapon!!=D Hmm....but good idea about the sporks.....*pulls them into middle earth, points at bad guys* Those r who u are after!
 
haha, no there here to fight, hence "food fight" u can use them in anyway, they don't mind. and now u can shoot bob out of the canon wielding a sword, its a double weapon!!=D Hmm....but good idea about the sporks.....*pulls them into middle earth, points at bad guys* Those r who u are after!

Caspian: *headdesk* You really don't get it do you?
Dorthy: Fine. I'LL shoot them. *grabs tomato cannon and a bunch of veggies from veggietales and shoves them into the cannon*
Caspian: Wait! *grabs bowling ball* I've got a better idea...
Dorthy: Too late. KAWABUNGA DUDES! *jumps into cannon with Veggies as cannon fires*
Caspian: And she thinks I'M the crazy 0ne.:rolleyes: *loads cannon with bowling pins* FIRE ONE! *fires bowling pins* *loads more bowling pins* FIRE TWO! *grabs bowling ball and loads into tomato cannon* *whispers to bowling ball* Hit Sammy or Arwen :p *fires cannon*
Mozart: *pokes head up from hole in bowling ball* I'MMMMMMM COMING TRAVELING BUDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
Now where are the Narnians and the Koach........

(Koach are wolves from a fantasyland called Anthropos ;))

Dorthy: While we're at it why don't we bring in Saphira too?:rolleyes:
me: You want me to bring my mom's car here?
Dorthy: No, I meant.... oh nevermind.
me: Well I could bring Herbie. and, and and......PETER AND SUSAN AND EDMUND AND LUCY AND LISA AND WESLEY AND KURT AND JOHNIS AND SILVIE AND DARSAL AND BILLOS AND FIREHEART AND GRAYSTRIPE AND BLUESTAR AND CAT AND AND AND AND AND AND.....
Dorthy: And many more till 134.:rolleyes:
me: no, until 153.:D
 
Julius Ceasar: Sammy where do you want the soilders of rome?
Me: Umm dunno really, maybe you should discuss it with the Lady Arwen...
Brutus: Hmmm you go Julius XD I'll wiat here with Sammy ;)
Me: Okay...
*julius leaves to attend a war council*
Me: I think we should attend to be honest...
Brutus: Fine lets go...
Me: You can meet Legolas and Aragorn :)
Brutus: trust me I think I know the type before I've met them. Little suprises me these days XD
*walk into grand hall*
 
Oh, I know!! *goes into museum, brings puppet civil war people. gets Octavius and Jedidiah mini figures, gets Attila the Hun, and anyone else who wants to fight in a war* Gotta love Night in the Museum!!
 
Oh, I know!! *goes into museum, brings puppet civil war people. gets Octavius and Jedidiah mini figures, gets Attila the Hun, and anyone else who wants to fight in a war* Gotta love Night in the Museum!!

lol, my mom loves that movie. xD


Caspian: Ohhhh greeeeeeeat. This sounds like something outta Mewsie's daydreams. o_O
me: yeah, scary right?
Caspian: Seriously IT IS!:eek:
Dorthy: Well why not bring in the namesakes too?:rolleyes: *pushes button and namesakes appear outta nowhere*
Frodo: Oh no. Not again!
Caspian: I am still facinated at this device which you call a "computer". It is.... well.... fasinacting.
Dorothy: *looks around at Arwenite and Eowynite camps with their many-other worldish creatures* Oh wow Toto, I really don't think we're in Kansas anymore!:eek:
Toto: Pardon?
Dorothy: AHHHH!!!! TOTO TURNED INTO A CAT AGAIN!
Dorthy: What'd ya think he was, an octopus?:p
 
At the war Council...

Me: Lady arwen, what is our plan?
Arwen: Dunno really hence our war council.
Legolas: I think we should take cover and shower them witrh arrows...
Julius C: A coward dies many times before they taste death where as the vailiant only taste it once.
Legolas: i'm not saying be cowards... I'm saying be careful in our numbers....
Me: Errrr I think we should do both...
Aragorn: I shall take some of the elvish troops and assault the Eowynites left flank using the ice lolly swords and I think Julius and brutus should take their troops and the hot kebabs and assault their right flank...
Arwen in the middle along with the rest and legolas and sammy with the archers providing a constant arrow volley.
Arwen: wise suggestion.
Legolas: *rolls eyes* :rolleyes:
 
*kittens and I vault behind our Eowynite fort wall*

Caspian: Ohhh yeaaah ba-b-y! *rolls tomato cannon out to the wall* *shoots flaming tomatos at Arwenites*
me: *gets the GACA (my school) volleyball team to throw balls over at the Arwenites giving several of them concussions*
Dorthy and the Ranger's and Robin Hood and his Merry Men: *return arrow volley, covering all sides of the Arwenite forces*
 
It is a food fight... The arrows are fruit kebabs...
Hence the ice lolly swords.


Julius: Brutus where are you?
Brutus: here not that you would notice...
Julius: whats that supposed to mean?
Brutus: just because you now have an army doesnt mean you can ignore me!
Julius: I dont!
Aragorn: Nows not the time guys!
Lady Arwen: Yes that is wise. I think we should reactivate our plan.
*draws ice lolly sword and swipes through Eowynite forces*
 
It is a food fight... The arrows are fruit kebabs...
Hence the ice lolly swords.


Julius: Brutus where are you?
Brutus: here not that you would notice...
Julius: whats that supposed to mean?
Brutus: just because you now have an army doesnt mean you can ignore me!
Julius: I dont!
Aragorn: Nows not the time guys!
Lady Arwen: Yes that is wise. I think we should reactivate our plan.
*draws ice lolly sword and swipes through Eowynite forces*

Caspian: *shoots tomato at Arwen that hits her right in the face* Nyah, nyah!:p
 
Me: Lady Arwen!
Legolas: Where is she? I cant see her from this height...
Me: over there... she's just had some tomato wiped off her face...
Legolas: WHO THREW IT?!?
Me: Calm down :rolleyes: It was Mozart but hey its a food fight
Legolas: *puts arrow to string* This one's for Lady Arwen, *fires at mozart caking her in melted marshmallow*
Me: Nice shot, FIRE!
*More arrows shower the Eowynites*
 
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