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Me: Lady Arwen!
Legolas: Where is she? I cant see her from this height...
Me: over there... she's just had some tomato wiped off her face...
Legolas: WHO THREW IT?!?
Me: Calm down It was Mozart but hey its a food fight
Legolas: *puts arrow to string* This one's for Lady Arwen, *fires at mozart caking her in melted marshmallow*
Me: Nice shot, FIRE!
*More arrows shower the Eowynites*
Caspian: *whacks Legolas upside the head with a piece of rock-candy* Now look mister elf dude are you lookin' for a fight or what?!? Thats my sister you just hit! You got a problem with me you take it up with me, not my sis, got it?!?
(Pssst! Sammy: My cats are different characters than I am. I suppose they could be called my virtual identities. but anyway they are their own person in dufferland, so when I say Caspian or Dorthy or Frodo did something it means THEY did it not ME. I'm also called Mewsie here. So if you hit "Mozart" with something you hit the kitten Mozart, not me. To hit me you have to refer to me as "Mewsie" or "Kitten". You can call me Mozart though anywhere but Dufferland- as my cats only abide there.
Just wanted to clear that up.)
hmm....I think i know what would make this more interesting fight....
*Gets mountain sized block of jello* sword duel ON jello!!
Haha its alright Dorothy, once Caspian passes out in a sugar coma, we can probably fish him out....
*Arwen arrives at our place on the Hill along with Julius, Brutus and Aragorn*
Me: Lady Arwen, Lord Aragorn, Julius and Brutus what can we do for you?
L.A: I think we should take a break.
Julius: Break? what is this? when I was conquering Gaul we took no break during a battle!
L.A: Yes but this is middle and Earth and this battle shall continue
Brutus: i think a break would be good. I could go for some Lembas bread and white mead to be honest.
Julius: Well...
Legolas: So... Should we retreat to Rivendell for a few days or should we head to Lorien? I've been there and I would much rather like to go back
L.A: That would be suitable. Gladriel has been wanting to see me and my father...
me: surely that would mean Elrond leaving rivendell!!!
Aragorn: Trust us Sammy, Rivendell would not go unprotected
Julius: I guess I would like to see more of this Middle Earth
Brutus: So shall we load the horses?
Me: yes I think so...
L.A: I must first hold an audience with Eowyn herself.
*rides away to get an audience with Eowyn.*
Me: Lets start packing
WOAH!!! Way to much happened. The Arwenites are all going on vacation, the Eowynites are fishing for Caspian..... WHAT NEXT??!!
*Lady Arwen rides to meet Eowyn*
Lady Arwen: Eowyn, How is everything in the land of men?
Me: Eowyn. *Glares at her with hand on sword's hilt*
Lady Arwen: Sammy, You may relax. *winks*
Me: As you wish. *stops glaring but keeps hand on hilt*
AHHH this thread is dying!! we can't let it die!!!
soooo...........I declare......that we need to go fight sauron!!