The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Eowyn: Well thank you Arwen. How goes the elven life?
me: *growls at Sammy* oh come off it. its a truce, a truce see? *waves white flag with an olive branch on it* T-R-U-C-E, TRUCE.
Eowyn: Mewsie?
me: Yes Eowyn?
Eowyn: I think she gets the point, you can stop saying that now.;)
me: Oh, right, okay.

Arwen: the Elf life is good :) I wanted to discuss Lorien and whether the land of men would be interested in joining us??? There we can collect supplies to defeat the Dark Lord :)
Me: WHAT!?!
Arwen: It is times like this where enemies need to identify real enemies. Aka the dark lord is a stronger threat...
Me: Fair enough :D
Arwen: So how about it? SG I shall need your help as a loyal Eldar
 
You have my sword as well....
Lady Eowyn and Lady Arwen will fight together, as will the elves and men, to free the land of the dark lord!!
 
Eowyn: *turns to me* It seems I have little choice as to join this alliance or not.:rolleyes:
me: I was thinking much the same....
Caspian: *emerges from jello* Alright, lets go storm Barad-Dur already. *marches off, hauling the tomato cannon and a cart of tomatos with him*
Frodo: *grabs toaster and various amos*
Dorthy: *slings bow over shoulder and follows the boys*
me: Even my own cats aren't giving us a choice.:rolleyes:
Eowyn: Indeed. Well why not? We've naught better to do.
me: Yep. *steals Will's horse*
Will: Hey! You can't do that!
me: Can and am. Besides Tug is the fastest horse ever, except Shadowfax, and the faster we get to Mordor the faster the action starts up again.
Will: Well how do you know the password?
me: Dude, there are books about your adventures. Tug is not the only horse whose password I know.
Will: o_O well okay... *jumps up behind me* But he is my horse, so...
me: :rolleyes: fine. *gets off Tug* *looks around* *takes Shadowfax instead* :p
Mozart: Where are the Roush? Mewsie I'm calling the Roush to help us.
me: o_O okay....
Eowyn: What's a Roush?
me: A cute furry white bat...
Eowyn: Okay then....
 
We best head off then. The path will be tough... Danger always close so In the words of Peter: FOR NARNIA! Wait maybe... FOR MIDDLE EARTH!
*sets off by Lady Arwen's side*
 
*Elvern Scout canters back*
Elvern Scout: Lady Arwen, We have sighted some Orcs all with a sheild that is black with a white hand on them. I have never seen such a standard...
Lady Arwen: It is the sign of the dark lord... His power has stretched wider than I thought...
Me: Orders?
Lady Arwen: *stares into space*
Me: Arwen? Arwen? Youhooo?
Legolas: *shrugs*
 
*Elvern Scout canters back*
Elvern Scout: Lady Arwen, We have sighted some Orcs all with a sheild that is black with a white hand on them. I have never seen such a standard...
Lady Arwen: It is the sign of the dark lord... His power has stretched wider than I thought...
Me: Orders?
Lady Arwen: *stares into space*
Me: Arwen? Arwen? Youhooo?
Legolas: *shrugs*

Eowyn: It is not the sign of the Dark Lord but rather that of Saruman. In light of Arwen's temporary mind-blank I will take charge of the Arwenites until she regains the ability to give orders....
me: Can we ambush the orcs, Eowyn?
Eowyn: *smirk* I see no reason not to. We can catch them in a pincher, Eowynites on the right side with me and Arwenites on the left side with Sammy and Arwen when she wakes from her daze.
me: Okay! *leads cats into position*
 
*chucks water over Arwen*
Arwen: what happend?
Me: Errr you don't know?
Arwen: I was having a flash back and something Peculiar happend...
Me: What?
Arwen: I can't explain it... all I can say is beware in your attack for I fear we will fail... We need to be careful... Heed these words or you shall perish. These are no ordinary Orcs, They Are the Uruk Hai. A mix of Man and Orc. Powerful than you think. So take care.
Me: Okay...
Legolas: Lets take our place
Arwen: I shall mount and ride into battle.
Me: As shall I.
Legolas: I shall ride.
*Elves mount*
TO WAR! but with caution.
 
*Lady Arwen mounts a white mare*

Arwen: We must summon the armies of Lorien! Only with their assistance may we repell and ultimately vanquish Sauron and his nefarious hordes of goblins, orcs, trolls, and other fouler servants.
 
*Speaks softly into mare's ear*

Arwen: I shall go before thee, we shall meet at the edge of Lorien. May the grace of Valar be with you all!

*Sprints off into a gallop*
 
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