The Order of the Can III

[Glenburne]

And the red eyes glow...and glow...and the fangs drip with saliva....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

If I were you, I'd be getting pretty scared out there!

 

[Glenburne]

I'm in Lebanon...couldn't quite hear that one....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nice try, my friend, but I'm onto you. You're hiding and pretending to be in Lebanon for nefarious reasons. Mainly to escape the DLF. But we know, now. We know.

 

[Glenburne]

Sorry...couldn't hear that one. A little louder?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ah. Playing the deaf trick. Like my siblings at chore time.

Now that's stooping pretty far, isn't it?

 

[Glenburne]

Huh? 10 thingy

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*whispers*

Too bad she can't hear me invite her to come have some ice cream...

 

[Lossëndil]

*whacks Glen with cactus*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Good call! I bet now she can hear!

 

[Glenburne]

*is now deaf* *sees ice cream through Skype* *goes to ice cream store* *eats*

 

[Lossëndil]

I shall be careful not to whack you in the head from now on...

How wonderful that we have a textbased forum instead of an oral one!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Very true. And I wouldn't worry about "from now on," since she's apparently deaf already...

 

[Lossëndil]

Wouldn't do to have her go blind...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No, I suppose not. I hadn't thought of that. Where did you get a cactus, anyway?

 

[Glenburne]

She's a Tree--they have this special plant language.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That convinces one plant to sacrifice its whole self to a (granted, worthy) cause? Hm. Pretty cool.

Well, I will offer a fish of peace for the moment.

 

[~Lava~]

This has been quite insightful reading. I might add that while all of you were doing this, I was mixing Glen's socks into cookies to give the DLF.

 

[Lossëndil]

*happily plants cacti behind mod fridge while DLF is off searching for Glen's socks*

 

[Glenburne]

I don't wear my socks very much at school. And, anyway, I'm in Lebanon, not Dufferland. Possibly soon to be moving to an undisclosed location....