The Order of the Can III

[Lady of Lorien]

Is this a summation or a limit problem?


*suspicious glare*


I don't believe in that nonsense. So I'm probably not the limit of a figment of the black whole of your imagination, either. Hmph.

 

[Glenburne]

I'm afraid Dernlet's brand of science is beyond me....

*notices that the Can smells like chocolate cake*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Did someone feed the Can cake again? We've TOLD you...he's allergic, goodness!

 

[Glenburne]

*notices that Dernlet also smells like chocolate cake*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Suspicious, sabotage behavior...SOMEBODY has it coming...

 

[Glenburne]

*waits* 10 thingy

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Weights? Did you just call down weights upon yourself? *runs from the near vicinity* "Be it on your head..." Or should I say, be they...

 

[~Lava~]

*materializes*

It appears I have been away from this place for a long time...

Are there any Veterans of Duffering that still roam these lands?

I am still here.

It's complicated. The black hole and time travel have something to do with it, plus the infinity of cliffs, which causes a distortion allowing NF weirdness. Which is something in the same ballpark as quantum weirdness, but greener.

DIAD

 

[Glenburne]

What lovely black letters you have, my dear. The better to splat you with. *replaces with invisible DIAD* *splats Lava*

 

[~Lava~]

That is fine, I will wear them proudly. DIAD

 

[Glenburne]

They're twice your size. How will you walk?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It's the Weights. *sage nod* They're onto us.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Or are we onto them? Who can tell?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Um...me. I, rather. I'm The Expert. (generic)

 

[Glenburne]

Why can't we have a name-brand Expert? Are they too expensive?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I'm not a generic brand expert, I'm a generic expert...and expert in general, on many or all things, not just one specifically.

 

[Glenburne]

Major general or lieutenant general? And does that make the Badger commander-in-chief?

 

[Lossëndil]

Nope, I'm the dictatorial Prime Minister, so I'm commander in chief.

*dissolves parliament*


I was always rather fond of the green goo the parliament dissolves into... Much more interesting than the water of the Wicked Witch of the West.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It's meeeeeltiiiing....

Only, I forgot, I'm the Judiciary Branch. Always.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You mean the symbolic one they hang above the courtroom door? It's an olive branch, I think.