You're Banned! II

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Thou art banned, thou fiend, for thy failure to use the Tongue. Fear the Tongue, for if thou fail to offer him his due obeisance, he shall turn thee over to the Commune, which shall turn thee over to the Shiny Can, and thou shalt be cast into prison. Yea, thou shalt not come out from thence, until thou hast paid thy horrible debt, even unto the uttermost farthing.

I feel like you ought to have gotten the message by this point that I don't care.

Lonny is banned because of Glen's ridiculousness. Glen is banned because of her ridiculousness as well.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

You ban me because of Glen? That's hardly fair.. *pouts* Oh well. Mozart, you are also banned because of Glen's ridiculousness.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because life is rarely fair, and this banning game even less so.

 

[Lossëndil]

Thou art banned for hair that sheddeth.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I'm tired of muggy weather. And muggles, for that matter.

 

[Benisse]

You are banned Mewsie because your avvy is too cute to be rightside up!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because Watson the kitten is glad you think he's cute. I'm sure he does.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because I don't understand all the hype around shipping characters.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You are banned because I don't understand all the hype around shipping characters.

*high five*

You're banned because I don't understand it either. xD

 

[Copperfox]

You're banned because today (Thursday, July 3) is the forty-third anniversary of my becoming a believer in Jesus Christ.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because that's great!

Later this July I'll have been a Christian for 14 years. Which blows my mind a little bit.

 

[Copperfox]

And you're banned for having your born-again mind spiritually blown.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because I shall have been a born-again Christian for 14 years in November.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned for being a Christian for about as long as I have.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

You're banned for not understanding the whole "shipping" thing.
Sherlolly (Sherlock and Molly) ftw! brb the feels are killing me...

I've been on Tumblr too long...

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because because because because because
Because of the wonderful things he does!

 

[Lady of Narnia]

You're banned because chocolate chip muffins are the best thing ever.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I watched Independence Day on *Independence Day.
















*U.S. Independence Day.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

You're banned because I can't seem to keep houseplants alive... Well, technically they are alive, just not too healthy..

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because the only plant I cannot kill is a small, adorable, cactus.