You're RP moderator Inkling,
and I'm here to tell you for certain
that no matter what others are thinkling
you're worth more than expensive curtains.
Why do I choose curtains to rhyme this poem?
Well, it is really quite matter of fact.
For you see, though it's not quite well known,
my rhyming skills very much lack.
But you! You're the greatest of rhymers,
and anyone smart ought to see it--
for even the biggest old-timers
would know your rhyme skills are quite le-git.
That is my poem, written just for you
if you do not like it, boo hoo, boo hoo.