Oh, go and eat a banana or something. Just not by me. Those bananas stink to high heavens! Bleh! I hate it when she eats them in the car. Or when Squishy eats them in the car! The smell of bananas makes everything you eat taste like banana!
Always slightly disgusted,
Doctor Rain
PS: Sorry for that long absence, Dr. Rainy told me that he could get me to Narnia if I untied him. Why I listen to him, I have no idea!
Stop trying to tempt the great and powerful CumbersmauglockGGana with such petty foods! She must drink the soda from the Soda Fountain of Youth! It comes in several different flavours.
It's gonna be fun trying to send this letter to you. If you could please just spit me out, I'd be very pleased. I will try not to force the youthful soda down your throat.
Wait, never mind, I found the TARDIS down here. I'll just hop into that and sail away. G'bye!