Another lame joke...

Dyslexia is defined as:
# Learning disability affecting reading ability. Persons with dyslexia may have difficulty remembering, recognizing, and or reversing written letters, numbers, and words, might read backwards, and have poor handwriting.
Not all dyslexics mess up words. One of my next-door neighbors is dyslexic, and his thing is, he can read better upside-down.
 
Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
Dyslexia is defined as:
# Learning disability affecting reading ability. Persons with dyslexia may have difficulty remembering, recognizing, and or reversing written letters, numbers, and words, might read backwards, and have poor handwriting.
Not all dyslexics mess up words. One of my next-door neighbors is dyslexic, and his thing is, he can read better upside-down.
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Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
So this is a thread for lame jokes?

So did you hear about the kidnapping?
No.
Oh. Well everything's ok now. He woke up.
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Oh my. That's like the tomato who couldn't keep up with his brothers and sisters, got squashed in the road, and his parents said, " Why couldn't you ketch up?"
 
I got a few

person #1- hey you want a hurts donnut?

person #2- what's a hurts donut?

person #1- *punches 2nd person in arm* hurts, don it?

...

Q: what is a cats hairy-est side??
A: the OUTSIDE!!

yea i got alot of stupid jokes up my sleves..

if this is okay, here is this diss i think is funny:

person #1: Hey, your so fat that Jenny Craig rejected you because they didn't have enough food in stock!! haha

person #2: Why, did you eat it all?

:D yea
 
xx-TaintedLover said:
I got a few

person #1- hey you want a hurts donnut?

person #2- what's a hurts donut?

person #1- *punches 2nd person in arm* hurts, don it?

...

Q: what is a cats hairy-est side??
A: the OUTSIDE!!

yea i got alot of stupid jokes up my sleves..

if this is okay, here is this diss i think is funny:

person #1: Hey, your so fat that Jenny Craig rejected you because they didn't have enough food in stock!! haha

person #2: Why, did you eat it all?

:D yea
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I like that first one LOL.

HURTS DONIT!!!!!! ( POW)
 
How about:

Why did the teddy bear stop eating his food?

Because he was stuffed..
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I think thats how the joke goes....
 
.:Susan.the.Gentle:. said:
How about:

Why did the teddy bear stop eating his food?

Because he was stuffed..
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I think thats how the joke goes....
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That was cute :D I like that one.
 
Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
Two sausages were in a pan. One said "boy, it's hot in here, huh?" The other one said "OMG LOOK! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
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haha, I just got back from the beach, and one night there were street performers, and these two weird guys were doing a juggling show, and one was like "Y'all wanna hear a stupid joke too?" and it was

two muffins are in an oven. one said to the other, "man, it's hot in here," the other said "AHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I've only heard ones like that about 50 times, but the way he screamed, was just funny. the rest of the night I was walking and screaming about talking muffins.
 
I heard this once when I was in school ( Catholic).

" Why did Moses spend 40 years wandering in the desert?"


A: Because even back then men didn't ask for directions.
 
ha ha i got one!!

without me ur just aweso

i stole it off my friend :P

EDIT: i thought of another one so i was lazy and didn't wanna make a new one... any ways here it is:

Q: why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: because 7 8 9 !! HA
 
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xx-TaintedLover said:
ha ha i got one!!

without me ur just aweso

i stole it off my friend :P

EDIT: i thought of another one so i was lazy and didn't wanna make a new one... any ways here it is:

Q: why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: because 7 8 9 !! HA
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That is too much! LOL Believe it or not 'lame jokes' can be totally funny. Why? Because they're lame. :D
 
Great jokes! Each and everyone of them made me laugh. You've all most likely heard of the "Roses and Violets" one. Here's another:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a scitsofrantic,
and so am I. :) :)
 
IceMaiden said:
I heard this once when I was in school ( Catholic).

" Why did Moses spend 40 years wandering in the desert?"


A: Because even back then men didn't ask for directions.
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rofl...haha..thta was pretty good! lol....

I can't think of any jokes right now.
 
IceMaiden said:
I heard this once when I was in school ( Catholic).

" Why did Moses spend 40 years wandering in the desert?"


A: Because even back then men didn't ask for directions.
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^Thats always been one of my all time favorites.

Ok Lame Jokes:

10 copy cats sitting in a boat, one jumped out, how many were left?
None, they were all copy cats.

Whats the longest word in the alphabet?
A: Smiles, there's a mile between the first and last letter.

When was the first baseball game played in the Bible?
A: Genesis 1:1 In the Big Inning

Whats the first car in the Bible?
A: And God drove them out of the garden of Eden in a Fury.

What other cars are mentioned in the Bible?
A: The disciples were of one Accord.
---David's triumph was heard through out the land.

What was Noah's wife's name?
A: Joan of Arc

What animal couldn't Noah trust on the arc?
A: The cheatah.
 
For those of you who know the golden rule:
"And Jesus said, 'Do one to others before they do one to you.'"
 
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