*in a hushed stage-whisper* I know I shouldn't be doing this...really...but I can't resist. See...the person who won the duel was /you/. Yes, that's right. In a write in vote from one of the judges, you apparently used an army of sporks to defeat both Simetra and Copperfox's forces with your +9000 Tote Bag of Doominess. After that, you set up a government that offered tap-dancing lessons free to all Narnians.