Don'tTrustADuffer

Thou art close, so close. 'Tis not 999.

I will make you an honourary moderator for the day. You won't be able to do anything because you have to be dishonourable to kill accounts in cold blood. Have phun!

Nay, assuredly I tell thee, his name had neither fours nor twos. A rather sinister name it was...
does thou truly know him? Or is this another of thy games?
Wherefore liveth he?

(and if it pleases thee, I would be grateful if thou replieth on thy profile page, for my inbox becometh exceedingly full.)

Thou knowest holyboy? Indeed, I think not. If thou dost know the King of Duffers, mayhaps thou couldst tell him his former name, that which containeth certain digits of numbers?
(And I see not thy powerful sig.)

Wow, your name even attracted the attention of holyboy, long lost king of duffers. Congrats.

And I like the new meaning of TDL.

I have just banned myself from the forum with my moderator superpowers.

TDL actually stands for The Duffer Land

hullo there!
Your username is very... interesting....
Caspian: MORE DUFFERS! YAY!!!!
Dorthy: Oh brother.
Frodo: Shh! Guys! Don't freak people out the first time they meet us, er, Mewsie, er...
^^ my cats.

Thankyou for the warm welcome!

It must be slightly overwhelming to have so many duffers post on your profile page before you've even made a first post. To explain a couple things that may have confused you,

Why such a warm welcome? You have the word Duffer in your name, which would instantly attract our attention.

What is a duffer (for we seem to be using it in a slightly different sense from what you may be used to)? I refer you to The Duffer Encyclopedia, a very useful thread in understanding our randomness.

What's this about incorrect names? There's an ongoing battle about whether this forum is named Narniafans (NF) or the Dancing Lawn (TDL). Personally I could go either way, but Queen Derny is a staunch defender of NF.

Why is Dernhelm queen? Because she denies that she is a duffer, when she is in fact one of the greatest. Indeed, her very denial of being a duffer proves that she is one.

I sincerely hope that you will one day become a fun loving duffer and join us in our merry adventures in Dufferland.

Yours sincerely,
Lossendil, unofficial keeper of order in Dufferland.

Do realize that the previous welcomer is the Queen of Duffers, and if you don't trust Duffers, then you should believe nothing in the post below.

Welcome to NF! *glares at previous welcomes which use the wrong name* I'm glad you know better than to trust a Duffer. Maybe, just maybe, you'll get through Dufferland unscathed. Then again...

Welcome to TDL...funny, it's the Duffers who seem most attracted to your profile page.

Welcome to the Lawn. I do hope you enjoy your stay, and traditionally, I would point you to the Land of the Duffers ... but seeing your usename, maybe I wouldn't ...

I'm awfully curious, why did you choose this name?