GarthVader

I sent you a post precisely _because_ you had been away for awhile. I like to show returning members that someone's glad to see them return.

Merry Christmas!

Welcome back!

Happy Birthday, Garth!

Happy birthday!

I'm being Monk for a second.

It bothers me that there are only 99 pages in this conversation rather than 100. That really needs to be fixed.

While I'm here spamming your wall, a few things

I really like your avatar, that's abnormal for things I made a long time ago.
Your banner not quite as much, I think the border looks nice on the avatar, the banner looks less professional or something, I'll have to make you a new one. I'm thinking Sam.

I miss seeing you randomly posting sometimes. Ang would say "I miss your beautiful face!" but I resisted, I thought maybe you wouldn't appreciate that, I don't know... XD

But I do miss you, your face included in that, your wonderful smile and all that.

Now you can hope no one's just randomly stalking your profile and reading my sappy comments or something. Heh. Heheheh. That thought amused me.

Come back and be awesome sometime soon, okay? Okay.

It is cool indeed Nice to meet you too! I'm Eli btw. I didn't know there were Milkmen in New York! hehe

We have two things in common. We're the same age and our favourite book is HHB. Hello

Oooooh. Doppelgangers are people too.

I have watermelon...

Any relation to Underhanded?

(Hysteria the disease isn't nice. Hysteria the place is by a nice lake and is really quite pleasant right now.)

OVERRULED!

(I dunno, you always foil my attempts to make sense and I just give in to hysterical laughter like right now...)

But so're you...

(*Resists urge to try to make sense*)

I am innocent until proven guilty! *Examines list* okay fine, I'm guilty...

(Wait, either way that's contradictory...)

*Indignant* I deny the charge!!! *Feels like being difficult*

(Opposite day again!)

(Okay, if you're sure I'll take your word for it.)

Eh, it has always been true...

(*Joins in whispering* I think you're right...)

Everyone all at once went "Oh, Garth! He's really cool."

*Laughs uproariously* That was a good one.

Suddenly you're really popular.

Ooh, a joke, I don't know, why is the Dutchman flying?

Yes it was.

Yeah it kind of weirds me out when it's not coming from me...

...

The book I just read managed to make a monkey likable, I was impressed.