I don't think anyone's tried!
They are all too obsessed with making me 'admit' that I'm a duffer. Which I am not. So actually, that a pretty good way to stay on the throne, isn't it?
Distractions...hehe. All part of the plan.
I've been learning, learning, learning! Some of it's painful, but all of it is worthwhile. And just now I have reached a point of great internal stability. God is good, no matter the circumstances!