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Now that Chuck Norris is up in Heaven, God can finally take a few days off.

Hello from the Northern Hemisphere! Dancing Lawn used to have many international members; we're glad to see this global reach being restored. If you explore the Writing Club, you will find a very long story under my name, whose title mentions a character named Alipang Havens. Around halfway...

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I see what you're doing. Not only have you provided us with an Easter egg regarding Baukis and Philemon, but now you also give a shout-out to the sub-Christian small-g gods who granted them the gift of everlasting togetherness AND ministry. Hey! I only belatedly spotted your seamless...

I'm reminded of King Tirian finding his father alive again on the Heavenly side of the Stable, and the rejuvenated father embracing Aslan. The Christ Avatar gave His good and faithful servant the kisses of a Lion.

THERE'S A FAMOUS HEROIC TUNE I NEVER GET TIRED OF USING. A CERTAIN WELSH CENTAUR WILL RECOGNIZE IT. This should be sung in B flat major. The words are suitable for many imagined crises: both in canonical Narnian situations and in EveningStar's Byron-on-Wells sub-universe. Dryads, Fauns and...

I never wanted to be the only one carrying T.D.L. on my back. Delighted to see you writing again.

SPECTER? DID YOU CHECK THE SYSOP BOX? AM I NOW A DUAL PERSONALITY? CAN I TRY PLAY-ACTING A FAKE HOSTILITY BETWEEN MY TWO PERSONAS, LIKE THE OLD "WAR OF DWARVES AGAINST ELVES"?

So d'nyom rozhdeniya! Mozhet bwit', vwi uzhe otmetili, shto zdyess yest drugoi russkogovoryashchi chlen: Zolotoi Impul's.

CHAPTER FOUR: Clashing Colors "This oversea man with Keerthar complexion is remarkably strong," declared a Citadel worker, clad in drab duty attire. The man, who was named Bohiddi, was no stronger than he had to be to sweep floors, weed the broad garden, and change bedding; a recovered...

Leave it to that jerk Pullman to claim that Susan was "cruelly turned away from the Stable." Pullman desperately _wanted_ Narnia to be toxic. But Susan simply wasn't >in< the Narnian world >to< have been present to be admitted or _not_ admitted through the Stable at the end of "Last Battle."...

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ For Geralyn, remotely assuming the role of Clara "Superhottie" Klint, it should be sufficient if we can say she remembers the Earth-variant called U-R-T-H, where she has served as a member of The Justified League. In this capacity, she saw the merits of...

Here, as promised to Geralyn Rodgers, is a backwards trail through the career of the well-established character Clara "Superhottie" Klint, cousin to Corky "Superdude" Klint. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ These two have a history similar to the super-cousins in comic books. Their single most obvious...

This very evening, I saw the arrival of an ACTUAL RUSSIAN GUY on the forum. His username translates as "Golden Impulse something." I hope he doesn't turn up his nose at my use of Russian heroes in stories.

Dobryy vyecher! (My computer has no setting for Cyrillic alphabet.) Are you >IN< Russia, or in America? I was a Russian linguist in the U.S. Navy. Starting there, and continuing after ya vwishel v'otstavku, I have been writing and drawing stories about Ilya Muromets. One of our leaders here...

Chuck Norris can force parallel lines to meet.