Hey, I saw a spoof for LWW, so I thought I'd do one. Everyone, if you haven't read Eragon, this may not make much sense, but it'll be funny. But, I'm not good at it:
[Prologue]
Elf: *is riding white horse*
Other Elf: *is riding brown horse*
OTHER Elf: *is riding brown horse*
Shade: *is...