Another LWW Spoof.

[Lila]

I admit it! Chelsea inspired me to write a spoof! Actually, I'm writing it with the_mysterious_stranger.

Here's the first scene, written my me.

Scene: Bombing London (The Blitz, 1940)
(Random Germans speak to each other from inside the plane. Cut to Edmund standing at the window)

Pevensie Home, Living Room
Mrs. Pevensie: Oooh, Ed, what’s that??
Peter: (grabs Edmund) Mum, you’re crazy! We have to get out of here!
Edmund: Shut up Peter! Mum’s actually taking interest in what I’m doing!
Peter: You’re incredibly stupid…
Pevensie Home, Lucy and Susan's Room
Lucy: I look like I’m laughing, don’t I, Susie?
Susan: (*Is dumb*)
Mrs Pevensie: Wow! Now Ed, what do we call these things that explode again?
Peter: MUM!!!!!!!
Susan: Look, a birdy!
Lucy: Mum, Susan’s being dumb again!
Edmund: Oh yeah, I forgot! *runs into the house and grabs picture* While we’re on vacation at the Bahamas, I won’t want to forget my jolly old Papa!
Peter: Ed, you’re wasting time!!!!
Mrs Pevensie: Edmund, look! Pretty exploding thingy….
Peter: I should hope he’s done in the bathroom by now.
Mrs Pevensie: Peter, come back! I’m scared!!
Peter: Ed! Come here! Oh no, he must be singing on the toilet again…
Edmund: I’m not on the toilet, I’m staring at this lovely picture of Dad!
Peter: Come on, you idiot, run! This scene was supposed to be much shorter!
Mrs Pevensie: Ah good, they’re coming back. Now is my chance to ask Ed what those exploding things are.
(Peter shoves Edmund into a bed in the shelter.)
Peter: You’re so dumb! Uh…..
Mrs Pevensie: Stop it! Now Ed, what are tose exploding things called again?
(Peter slams the shelter door)

 

[~TheCaptain~]

I admit it! Chelsea inspired me to write a spoof! Actually, I'm writing it with the_mysterious_stranger.

Here's the first scene, written my me.

Scene: Bombing London (The Blitz, 1940)
(Random Germans speak to each other from inside the plane. Cut to Edmund standing at the window)

Pevensie Home, Living Room
Mrs. Pevensie: Oooh, Ed, what’s that??
Peter: (grabs Edmund) Mum, you’re crazy! We have to get out of here!
Edmund: Shut up Peter! Mum’s actually taking interest in what I’m doing!
Peter: You’re incredibly stupid…
Pevensie Home, Lucy and Susan's Room
Lucy: I look like I’m laughing, don’t I, Susie?
Susan: (*Is dumb*)
Mrs Pevensie: Wow! Now Ed, what do we call these things that explode again?
Peter: MUM!!!!!!!
Susan: Look, a birdy!
Lucy: Mum, Susan’s being dumb again!
Edmund: Oh yeah, I forgot! *runs into the house and grabs picture* While we’re on vacation at the Bahamas, I won’t want to forget my jolly old Papa!
Peter: Ed, you’re wasting time!!!!
Mrs Pevensie: Edmund, look! Pretty exploding thingy….
Peter: I should hope he’s done in the bathroom by now.
Mrs Pevensie: Peter, come back! I’m scared!!
Peter: Ed! Come here! Oh no, he must be singing on the toilet again…
Edmund: I’m not on the toilet, I’m staring at this lovely picture of Dad!
Peter: Come on, you idiot, run! This scene was supposed to be much shorter!
Mrs Pevensie: Ah good, they’re coming back. Now is my chance to ask Ed what those exploding things are.
(Peter shoves Edmund into a bed in the shelter.)
Peter: You’re so dumb! Uh…..
Mrs Pevensie: Stop it! Now Ed, what are tose exploding things called again?
(Peter slams the shelter door)

Here's my part:

Scene: Evacuating London
Random Evacuees and other people: “Give us money! Give us money!.” “GO THAT WAY!” “God not bless you, sir.”

ANNOUNCER: MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS HAVE THOSE LEETLE PAPERY THINGS!!

Mrs. Pevensie (to Lucy): Now, sweetiekins, you need to keep this on (hands scarf) and this on (hands mittens) and these! (hands earmuffs) Oh, and don’t forget your coat!

Random Evacuees and other people: “Say hello to GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-aunt Anita! Goodbye, darling, we

will try to miss you.”

Edmund: I thought we were going to the Bahamas.

Peter: Well little nittycrapkin, we aren’t. So there!

Mrs Pevensie: WHERE ARE MY CHEESE CURLS???? (to Peter): Pretend to be Dad.

Peter: I will, Mum.

Mrs Pevensie: Good smoochikins!

Random Evacuees and other people: “Come on, ye people! Were pullin’ out!” “Bye-bye Juanita! Don’t forget your medication for retardedness!””

Mrs Pevensie (to Susan): Su dear, did you eat my cheese puffs?

Random Evacuees and other people: “IF YOU LET GO OF YOUR BROTHER’S HAND YOU WILL BE SENT TO BORING SCHOOL!!”

Mrs Pevensie: See ya! Have fun at the strange old man’s house!

Random Evacuees and other people: “All aboard!” “Mommy, how do you step on the train…?”

Edmund: (To Susan) I’m sssscared! Hhhhhow are you supposed ttttto gggget on a trrrrrain?

Woman: GIMME TICKET!!! GIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMEE TICKET!!!!!!!!!!

Susan: Peter, give the lady your ticket! (Susan snatches papers off him and gives them to the woman)

Woman: YUMMY!!!

Peter: Weirded out!

Random Evacuees and other people: “HURRY UP!!!!!!!”

Peter (To Lucy): Don’t worry Lucy. Our house probably won’t get bombed that bad…….

Random Evacuees and other people: “Bye mum! I like the cheese puffs that you gave me!”

The children hang out of the window as their mother pushes her way to the front of the

barrier. They wave to each other calling bye!

Mrs. Pevensie: Bye Peter! Bye Su! Bye Ed! Bye Lu!

Peter: Bye, Mum. We'll miss you! See you soon.

Susan: Bye!

Edmund: We'll miss you!

Peter: Write to us, Mum!

Lucy: Love you!

(Train leaves and opening credits roll)

The Chronicles of Narnia

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

(Train approaches station)

Random Evacuees and other people: “Goosey Station. Goosey Station. Gobble gobble gobble…..” “How many times do I have to tell you to hold my hand???”

(Train moves on, dropping off the Pevensies at Coombe Halt Station)