Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[Smaug]

Gondorgirl inspired me XD

Example:
GG: *eats french fries from mcdonalds*
Smaug: *eats mcdonalds*
GG: *eats mcdonalds manager*
Smaug: THATS CANNABALISM! *eats managers house*

So on....

I'll start :3

*eats spoon*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats spork*

 

[Smaug]

*eats kitchen knives*
BWAHAHAHHAAA!!!

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats sword*

now I feel like a dragon

 

[Smaug]

You are learning well, young...person....*epic jedi fail*

*eats knight in shining armor*

 

[GondorGirl]

You are learning well, young...person....*epic jedi fail*

*eats knight in shining armor*

I was eating entire threads long before you started eating stuff

*eats horse*

 

[Smaug]

Dwagons don't eat threads X3

*eats horse stall*

 

[GondorGirl]

Dwagons don't eat threads X3

*eats horse stall*

Says who?

*eats horse barn*

 

[Smaug]

Says the dwagon :3

*eats pasture*

 

[GondorGirl]

I'm a bigger dragon

*eats farm*

 

[Smaug]

EH?! GG is I dwagon?! No weeeeeeeehhhhhh!

*eats farmer*

 

[GondorGirl]

EH?! GG is I dwagon?! No weeeeeeeehhhhhh!

*eats farmer*

Glaurung (see? GG ) but I don't have wings....

I'd say that's cannibalism, but you're a dragon

*eats farmhouse*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats dirt under the farmhouse*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats trees in the dirt*

 

[Smaug]

*eats bugs from trees*

XD

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats bug spray*

 

[Smaug]

*eats the user of bug spray*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats their car*

 

[Smaug]

*eats car's extra tire*

 

[Copperfox]

Superhero Grey Eagle telekinetically removes the manager, the knight, the farmer and the spray operator, all still alive, from inside Smaug. Then he gives her a cement truck to eat instead. And if she claims to eat Grey Eagle, he'll just teleport back out again, no matter what no matter what nyaah nyaah nyaah.